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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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2021 Census Data Reveals Official Religion In The Pilbara Now “Bush Chooks”

Belle June 25, 2022

In 2016, Census Data showed that the majority of Pilbara residents were firm believers in the Church of Iron Ore. With many “workshipping” at the…

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Perth Bachelor Quietly Confident He’d Win Masterchef After Adding An Egg To Mi Goreng 

Belle June 24, 2022 Food

Perth bachelor Bailey doesn’t want to blow his own horn but he’s just reached culinary perfection after expertly slapping a fried egg on top of…

View More Perth Bachelor Quietly Confident He’d Win Masterchef After Adding An Egg To Mi Goreng 
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Perth To Become First Pop-Up CBD – Open For One Day Only! To Lure Back Crowds

Belle June 24, 2022

In an effort to draw crowds back to the CBD, Perth has proposed a radical strategy to be open for one day only! Given that’s…

View More Perth To Become First Pop-Up CBD – Open For One Day Only! To Lure Back Crowds
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WA Continues Reputation As An Inhospitable Place For Anyone Called Scott Morrison

Belle June 23, 2022

Another blow has been dealt to people named Scott Morrison as the coach of the Wildcats resigns after just one season in WA.  This comes…

View More WA Continues Reputation As An Inhospitable Place For Anyone Called Scott Morrison
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Perth Burger Hunter Decides Flying To L.A Will Be Quicker Than In-N-Out Pop-Up Line

Belle June 22, 2022

Perth is doing what Perth does best and the line for pop-up is growing considerably in length and girth.  So, burger hunter Daryl has crunched…

View More Perth Burger Hunter Decides Flying To L.A Will Be Quicker Than In-N-Out Pop-Up Line
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Perth Man’s ‘14 Photo Of In-N-Out Burger *In L.A* Going To Get An Absolute Rinsing Today

Belle June 22, 2022

Jason has been in a state of frustrated rage since hearing American burger chain In-N-Out is doing a pop-up in Perth today. He has spent…

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