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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING: People who go barefoot on planes to be placed on a register

Belle November 13, 2022

Save for providing reliable flights & reasonable fares, Aussie airlines are doing all they can to try and entice people back onto their planes. In…

View More BREAKING: People who go barefoot on planes to be placed on a register
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WA motorist’s outlook on driving improves after deciding to throw up more shakas

Belle November 12, 2022

Jezza often found himself getting lost in the endless frustration & negativity that even a short drive on WA roads can bring out in a…

View More WA motorist’s outlook on driving improves after deciding to throw up more shakas
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$1500 Nikon Just Paid for Itself After Generic Jacaranda Photo Crushes Amateur Photog Rival

Belle November 12, 2022

Simone has a question for all her haters who said she was never going to make the most out of her fancy new Nikon, “how…

View More $1500 Nikon Just Paid for Itself After Generic Jacaranda Photo Crushes Amateur Photog Rival
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WA man’s commitment to the Milk Carton Regatta has him on the brink of digestive ruin

Belle November 11, 2022

To say Brent has become a sharty, gaseous bag of shit would probably be a kind description. However, it’s all for a good cause –…

View More WA man’s commitment to the Milk Carton Regatta has him on the brink of digestive ruin
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Middle manager debuts bold new mid-life crisis on casual Friday

Belle November 11, 2022

A Perth office is still in pieces after a weapon of mass coolstruction detonated in the lobby this morning. What caused this blast of swag…

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REPORT: Twiggy drops ball on buying Mrs Mac’s and stuffing em full of all that Harvey Beef of his

Belle November 10, 2022

For a man who likes to swoop in and save the day of struggling iconic Australian brands, the Twigmeister has failed to combine the two…

View More REPORT: Twiggy drops ball on buying Mrs Mac’s and stuffing em full of all that Harvey Beef of his

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  • FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
  • Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence
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