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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts

Belle November 7, 2022

Sara was absolutely frothing her decision to treat herself to a cheeky Monday cruise along Marine Parade this afternoon. Soaking up the sun, vibe and…

View More Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts
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Brand spankin’ Everlasts really make a splash in the Cas smoking area 

Belle November 7, 2022

Amongst the glitz & glamour of the Crown Cas smoking area, all eyes were on Perth concreter Joshyewa over the weekend as he debuted a…

View More Brand spankin’ Everlasts really make a splash in the Cas smoking area 
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150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property

Belle November 6, 2022

A 150-year-old Aussie Eucalyptus tree has issued a grovelling apology to the buyers of a house that it, unfortunately, lives in front of and obscures…

View More 150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property
Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show

Belle November 5, 2022

Let’s make one thing clear, Macka isn’t merely attending the Perth 4WD & Adventure Show in the capacity of some pleb. He’s bestowing his presence…

View More Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show
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Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 

Belle November 4, 2022

The countdown is on until Gosnell’s man Tim is no longer welcome around playgrounds, schools, or daycare centres on account of the seedy ‘stache forming…

View More Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 
BREAKING NEWS

REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA

Belle November 3, 2022

The highest reaches of the WA Government were scrambling to keep costing data secret after the successful transportation of WA’s favourite long boi, Inkosi the…

View More REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA

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  • FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
  • Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence
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