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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr E-Plate

Belle June 5, 2021 BoganCrimehoon

The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever owned.…

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A Guide to Being a Verge Scab

Belle June 4, 2021

The end is dawning on kerb-crawling filth as more and more councils have opted to end verge side collections. Thus, its never been more important…

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Ms HR Manager

Belle June 2, 2021 corporateprofessional

Natasha is an HR manager and while her job description is to manage people, in reality, her day is spent finding ways to justify the…

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Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year

Belle June 2, 2021

The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been  awarded the Public Servant of the Year…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Perth Winter

Belle June 1, 2021

Good weather has always been the sweet icing on the shitty sponge cake of Perth’s drawcards. So much so, that the average Perth citizen confuses…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Suburban Footy Player

Belle May 31, 2021 Hobbysports

Simmo is an amateur footy player and is known for bagging more points than a meth dealer before a UFC screening. Needless to say, he’s somewhat…

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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