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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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From the Zoo Featured

POSTCODES: Scarborough 6019

Belle January 13, 2022 suburbs

Scarborough is that festering scab by the sea that is begging you to pick it for your next amazing day out in Perf. You won’t…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Regrets Taking 4 D-Bangers Before Job Interview

Belle January 12, 2022 WA Culture

It’s a classic tale. Jimmy took the edge off his interview last night by slamming down a few pints. Alas, every action has an equal…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Dangerous Day to Be the Tech Savvy Person at Work

Belle January 11, 2022

John knew he made a mistake not calling in sick today ahead of the ServiceWA App rollout that was always going to challenge the State’s…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Fisheries Revoke Djokovic’s WA Recreational Abalone Licence After Border Force Involvement

Belle January 10, 2022

WA Fisheries has dealt a shock blow to the world number one’s plans to enjoy the hour of power abalone scramble on the 5th &…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Getting Stitched Up By These Particular Hand Dryers At The Pub

Belle January 10, 2022

Anyone who has ever seen the 90’s Hercules series know that the gods are petty and cruel. One never expected to meet that vicious divinity…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA To Impose Restrictions on “Sending It” To Ease Pressure on Hospitals Ahead of Border Reopening

Belle January 9, 2022 send it

WA has taken the unprecedented step to impose restrictions on the State’s yeww-population to prevent hospital admissions for ill-fated acts of “sending it”.  A Spokesperson…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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