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    Buddy Franklin Rejoins AFL For Easier Run Than Facing Gingin Boys Again

    Buddy Franklin has made the decision to rejoin the AFL as the thought of having to play against Gingin again vexes the legend. Strapping up…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Perth Cactus to run in 2029 WA State Election after securing youth vote

    Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

     Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz

    Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens

    Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws

    Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear Tapout gear

Belle January 29, 2022 tough guy

Essentially, two types of people wear Tapout – sponsored MMA fighters and dudes who spend their weekend getting off their head and shadow boxing in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fitting a Summer’s Worth of Broken Promises Into The Final Week of School Holidays

Belle January 28, 2022 Parenting

There is nothing like frantically trying to fit a summer’s worth of broken promises in 2 days because frankly, school holidays are a relentless, nagging…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight

Belle January 26, 2022

Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time

Belle January 26, 2022

A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Featured

Mr Southern Cross Tattoo

Belle January 25, 2022 Bogan

Tyler uses his Southern Cross tatt to navigate the sea of racial tolerance and find the safe port of excessive patriotism to help shield himself…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”

Belle January 25, 2022 kiwi

Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…

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