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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

Belle October 31, 2021 crypto

Josh had promised himself a sensible Sunday sesh at the pub this week. However, somewhere between his 10th and 14th drink, he started to suspect…

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Destroying Office Cohesion With Gossip – A Masterclass

Belle October 29, 2021

Some view their coworkers as friends, others as colleagues but gossiping saddos view them as playthings in a sick soap opera that they fuel to…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Leederville

Belle October 28, 2021

Just 6 years after finishing uni, Claire landed a job in marketing that paid just enough to afford the rent on a one-bedroom shithole with…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

TAFE to Offer Classes on “Sending It” To Boost Enrollments

Belle October 27, 2021

TAFE is offering classes on “sending it” as part of its mission to appeal to as many WA youngsters as possible. With the decline of…

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Admin Lady Furious No One is Taking Her Bogus Headache Seriously

Belle October 27, 2021

Admin lady, Janice, will be making a very stern complaint to HR after she got the distinct impression no one believed her suspiciously conveniently timed…

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Mr “Where the Hell is Spring?”

Belle October 26, 2021

Tom isn’t dealing with the unpredictable Spring weather well. Like a packet of hate flavoured instant soup all that’s needed to set him off is…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
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  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
  • Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
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