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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

    William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

    Belle December 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

    Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Featured Lifestyle

    Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

    Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

    The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 

    The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle.  No doubt, Turbos…

    Belle November 30, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

View More WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

The REAL Top 5 Perth Tourist Attractions

Belle June 13, 2021

One can be forgiven for being overcome with a cold sweat at the thought of having to show friends or family around Perth for the…

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Unique & Other

The Natural/Organic Wine Enthusiast

Belle June 11, 2021

If you happen to be an alcoholic beverage, then Monique’s body is harder to get into than a night at the Roxbury. Any vino wishing…

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