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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

    William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

    Belle December 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

    Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Featured Lifestyle

    Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

    Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

    The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 

    The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle.  No doubt, Turbos…

    Belle November 30, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Corporate Team Building Days

Belle June 23, 2021

Gastro hates them! Because HR Managers have found a way to ruin a day off for employees without turning their arses into violently erupting shitcanos…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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