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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Criminal Thanks the Justice System for Making Him a Bitcoin Millionaire

Belle December 2, 2021 crypto

Jarred* has been accused of a lot of things in his day but being good at crime was never one of them. In fact, it…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “We’re Pregnant!”

Belle December 2, 2021 InstagramParenting

Mel has finally moulded Jason into parental material, and much like the father to be, a spineless organism managed to wiggle its way inside of…

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From the Zoo Featured

5 Creatures You Will Encounter on Facebook Marketplace

Belle November 30, 2021 Bogan

The philosophy behind Marketplace is simple – humans are prepared to wade through a sewer of shit to find the occasional gold ring that got…

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Featured From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Legend of Limewire

Belle November 30, 2021

Back in 2000, we were introduced to the unprotected back seat liason of the internet – Limewire. Rather than slip on a franger of updated…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

INVESTIGATION: Is the Throw Rug & Pillow Industry Taking the Piss?

Belle November 28, 2021

They say the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing society that they need to spend $500 on useless pieces of shit bed decorations…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Swan River Booze Cruise

Belle November 28, 2021 Party

Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and has…

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  • Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
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