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    Eagles Fan Cut Off from Dôme After Too Many Mugaccinos Before the Big Game

    A West Coast Eagles fan got a little carried away on the hard stuff this morning preparing for a diabolical 9:30 AWST fixture against Port…

    Belle March 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater

    There won’t be any sleep in Mandurah tonight as 100mm of rain stirred up the City’s notorious party-riddled wastewater this morning. As the wastewater flooded…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis

    Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

    Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

    Belle March 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: EMU EXPORT

Belle February 23, 2021

WA has a love affair with the red can. Whether you are getting intoxicated during a cyclone or appropriating bogan culture in your gentrification den,…

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Top Signs You May Be An Anti-Vaxxer

Belle February 19, 2021 HealthMedicinePseudo Science

1. You reckon you are the most qualified person to make decisions about your kid’s health You may not have any “qualifications” or “degrees” but…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Rotto Swim

Belle February 19, 2021 sports

If private schooling had a smell, it would probably smell like fluoro coloured speedos mixed with daddy’s boat fumes; and William absolutely reeks of it.…

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10 Top Headlines You Missed Today

Belle February 18, 2021

SHARK SUSPECTED TO HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT – unbelievable scenes as a drunk fisherman off the coast of Cottesloe reckons he saw…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Lynwood/Ferndale

Belle February 16, 2021

Harisyn has always been the golden child of the family. Unlike his brothers, he actually made it to year 10 before being expelled for stealing…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Holden Racing Jacket

Belle February 15, 2021 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…

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