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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

    Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

    Belle August 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Perth’s falling birth rate directly linked to Zig Zag late night closure

    Experts have finally got the bottom of why the birth rate in Perth has been steadily declining. While some blame the pressures of life and…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth quietly shelve facial recognition trial after cameras keep flagging their prices as criminal

    Coles & Woolworths have been left red faced after their facial recognition trial backfired spectacularly after the cameras wouldn’t stop flagging their own prices as…

    Belle August 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train

    Transperth has taken the public’s feedback on board from yesterdays calamitous events that left many Flagmantle fans stuck on trains rather than gliding gloriously towards…

    Belle August 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper

    All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…

    Belle August 14, 2026
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IN FOCUS: The Blue Boatshed

Belle May 14, 2021

Built in 1930, the Crawley Edge Boatshed is the Instagrammable jewel of Mounts Bay Road. In fact, if a photo was to take your soul,…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Woodstock

Belle May 14, 2021

Woodstock has long been the prefered beverage of kids or fully grown graduates of the school of hard knocks. There is little in between. Once…

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Party & Entertainment Unique & Other

Mr Social Smoker

Belle May 12, 2021 Party

Chris takes a sip of his third pint and feels the insatiable stiffy of dart-lust grow. As per usual, Chris has not armed himself with…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Engagement Party

Belle May 12, 2021 EntertainmentParty

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life.  Thanks to a…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Birkenstocks (Birkeys)

Belle May 12, 2021

Back in the day, Birkenstocks were the sole purview of Charlie Manson looking cult leaders who excelled at parting morons from their money and convincing…

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Work & Study

The Moderately Successful Businessman

Belle May 11, 2021

You don’t climb to the middle of the vending machine software game without making a few enemies. David now commands a salary of over $105k…

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  • Transperth installs big screens so Freo fans can enjoy games from the comfort of an immobile train
  • Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper
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