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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man Refused Entry to Bunnings After Arriving Without a Dog

    Ugly scenes have erupted at a Perth Bunnings after a local man thought he would just waltz in without a dog in his trolley. The…

    Belle July 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    WA man who spent a week chundering into the Adriatic Sea on a ship full of non-Croatians claims he loved Croatia 

    A young Perth man has reported to his friends & family that he absolutely loved Croatia after a week spent cruising the islands on Sail…

    Belle July 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Defence Launches Urgent Search After New Javelin Missiles Last Seen in Possession of the Emus in Lancelin

    The Australian Defence Force has conceded that the recent show of military might in Lancelin backfired somewhat after a crack group of highly trained emus…

    Belle July 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop to Secure the Same Reliable Water Supply as a Data Centre

    A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as…

    Belle July 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter

    Concerned members of the public have called authorities on distressed Swans seen “struggling” during the final quarter against Flagmantle last night. One person who reported…

    Belle July 10, 2026
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Work & Study

Mr Personal Trainer

Belle March 12, 2021

Mike splits his clientele into two mains groups: hot chicks and the rest. If you happen to fall into the latter category expect to have…

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Work & Study

Mr After Work Drinks

Belle March 11, 2021

After suckling upon the teat of mild intoxication at lunch, Dan is feeling bluer than the Cookie Monster’s balls at an Arnott’s strip show. He…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The IKEA Couple

Belle March 9, 2021

To some, the weekend is a beautiful oasis in the desert of life obligation. Some relax, some party and others risk divorce by diving into…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Anti Pill Testing

Belle March 8, 2021 BoomerDrugs & AlcoholgovernmentParty

John growls at life like a less charming version of Mark Latham, which in the charm stakes, is setting the bar so low it could…

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5 Types of Shocking Bosses (Part 1: Men)

Belle March 4, 2021

The Power Tripper – usually promoted out of necessity rather than merit, the power tripper will take out all their insecurities on their staff by…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Belmont Forum

Belle March 2, 2021

It’s grocery day, so Cyclone Sandra will be storming in hot & heavy to her local shopping forum. Staff are in a constant state of…

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  • Man Refused Entry to Bunnings After Arriving Without a Dog
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  • Defence Launches Urgent Search After New Javelin Missiles Last Seen in Possession of the Emus in Lancelin
  • WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop to Secure the Same Reliable Water Supply as a Data Centre
  • Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter
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