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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Public urged to check pools after entire industrial warehouse blows away in Kewdale overnight

    In a true testament to the disrespectful winds yesterday, an entire 15,000spm industrial warehouse has blown away from its lot in Kewdale. In response to…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    10 More Accurate Metrics for WA Storm Warnings

    Another storm, another hyping. Perhaps the BOM should simplify storm warnings and rate them based on: 1. Likelihood of your car getting golf-balled 2. Chances…

    Belle May 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eastern States visitors required to pay WA Day entry fee to fair up GST deal

    Some say Western Australia gets more than enough GST revenue and some would say, give us more ya dogs. If you are in the latter,…

    Belle May 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    21 Westralian Things to be Proud of This WA Day

    As the WA Day long weekend begins let’s reflect on some Westralian things to be proud of 1. Kept the pokies out of our pubs…

    Belle May 30, 2026
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Perth & WA Locations

Mr East Freo

Belle September 15, 2020

Life truly began for John when he realised he had so much more potential than being a garden variety shitbloke. He had gorged himself at…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Butler

Belle September 13, 2020

Liz tells people she was named after the queen. In reality, she was named after the lorry that her father used to smuggle black market…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Sizzler Salad Bar

Belle September 12, 2020 BoganFood

A 52nd birthday celebration for a 3rd generation Balcatta family means only one thing: a belt-unbuckling assault on the local Sizzler. Only kidding, there is…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr FIFO Foodie

Belle September 11, 2020 Food

For decades Kev only ever dined on frozen food like a culinary Eskimo but now, he is cashed up again and can afford a break…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Down South

Belle September 7, 2020 DouthEntertainmentTravel

Adam is planning a trip Down South, but like an impotent male escort, he relies on toys to get people to come. His weekend warriors…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Father’s Day

Belle September 5, 2020 DadSlacktivist

Jessica wakes up and vomits violently all over her sheets. Not due to the ill-effects of an intoxicated stupor but rather due to it being…

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