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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure

    The Western Australian Government has announced that Stirling Bridge will become a drive-in theatre in February this year.  The move is to give motorists diverted…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

    England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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Mr Roller

Belle December 3, 2014

It’s 2006, and Clint knocks off work at 3:30 and heads straight to his local bottlo. A six pack of Carlton Draught and a pack…

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Mr Yewwww

Belle December 2, 2014 Partyyew

Koby is spraying down his secondhand SeaDoo on the front lawn of his Mullaloo dwelling. He uses the bottle opener attached to his black and…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Raft-Up DJ

Belle November 27, 2014 BoatDJMusic

Raft Up: the day parents unwillingly donate their beloved boats for their children’s hedonistic floating Instagram-fest off Rottnest Island. An aquatic wonderland of connected boats,…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Ocean Beach Hotel

Belle November 18, 2014 CountryDrugs & AlcoholParty

The OBH: a drunken rodeo of cashed-up cowboys, school boarders, backpackers and loose units that have been denied entry to the Cottesloe Hotel down the…

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Mr Clubba

Belle November 18, 2014 nostalgiaParty

Back in the day when we tuned in to cop a big load of Sandy’s eyebrows on the OC, there was only one place to…

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Mr Solo Traveller

Belle November 10, 2014 CringeTravel

Kurt grew up in Perth and was always known as the bloke that talked the most shit. He was the unpopular kid at school that…

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  • WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 
  • Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth
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