Sodexo sign on to cater Fyre Fest 2.0

Sodexo is licking its wounds after being publicly shamed by the Twigmeister and dumped from catering his FMG camps.

Luckily, the fare being slopped out has been noticed by another powerbroker – Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest infamy.

He quickly contacted the massive company and told them they didn’t even need to tender for the job as they were the right fit. A spokesperson for Fyre Fest 2.0 told The Times,

“What we are looking for is genuine disdain for your fellow person. To serve food that you wouldn’t even throw to a pen full of wretched swine at a farmhouse. That’s the standard we set at Fyre Fest and that’s what we intend to maintain”

While Billy was “super juiced” about the photo of the sad BLT circulating he asked Sodexo if they were comfortable going a be stingier.

It was music to Sodexo’s ears and the company allegedly told the Fyre Festival scammer that they had instructed their employees to actually put HALF of what the photo displayed on each sandwich. Adding,

“We understand everyone was disgusted by the sight of the BLT but for different reasons. We thought it was egregiously generous and didn’t even look like a train had been run on it in the cool room by a team of toey cooks. We also have standards to maintain”

Fyre Fest 2.0 is supposedly running from 6 December 2024 with presale tickets costing $499.

Influencers from all over the world will be interested in the event as now they know they can get even more exposure if a Lord of the Flies situation breaks out again.

Which in all likelihood is probably going to happen.

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