If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Eddie to Miss 3 Weeks with Debilitating Bruised Ego After Being Denied Entry to WA
Eddie McGuire is in intensive care following a brutal dose of reality that he wasn’t above the rest of the population when it came to…
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Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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Concerned Cottesloe Woman Reports Children for “Existing”
One could only imagine Cynthia’s shock when the shrill laughter of children coming from outside interrupted her brunch time sherry this morning. Having endured more…
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Ms Cottesloe
Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…
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IN FOCUS: Hyundai Getz
Some say that between 2002 – 2011, motoring performance hit its peak – the Hyundai Getz. Others would disagree, including Hyundai Australian CEO, Lee Edwards…
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