Scientists are both amazed and horrified after discovering a resistant strain of bacteria previously unknown to the scientific community. Found under a disgusting couch in…
View More BREAKING: New Super Resistant Strain Of Bacteria Discovered In Kelmscott Man Cave
While Premier League exhibition matches are great for Perth’s global reputation, the City itself is bracing for impact as the entire population of the northern…
View More Perth On High Alert As Entire Northern Suburbs Population Set To Descend Upon Us This Weekend
Many didn’t think it could be done, but the AFL has managed to top their pump out a more disgusting concept than the ill-fated AFLX. …
View More AFL’s “Pay To View” WA Games Proposal Breaks Own Record For Worst Idea Since AFLX
Australia’s media giants have decided to replace their usual coverage of news with a constantly updated list of all the things that now cost a…
View More Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now
Western Australian cyclists are thanking e-Scooter riders for dethroning them as the top road & footpath pests. A title they claim they unfairly held for…
View More WA Cyclists Thank e-Scooter Riders For Taking The Heat Off Them
ScoMo has recently been spotted praying in Margaret Court’s church. It was originally reported that this was part of an opening ceremony. However, evidence has…
View More ScoMo Spotted Praying That He Didn’t Run Into Any Western Australians During Visit To Perth