Reports that Hollywood star, Chris Hemsworth, has been scoping for properties in tinsel town’s new home away from home have sent shockwaves through Perth today. No…
View More Hollywood A-Lister Chris Hemsworth Spotted Checking Out Properties In Gosnells
Cameras start rolling for the upcoming Indie pic “He Ain’t Heavy” in Gosnells on Monday. Therefore the City aka “Gossywood” has taken precedented action to…
View More Gosnells Bans Red Shoes Ahead Of Hollywood Film Being Shot There Monday
Casual swimmers all across the country have lost motivation to pursue their favourite fitness hobby as the hot chip shortage worsens. See, aquatic centres aren’t…
View More BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Hits Nation’s Aquatic Centre Fitness Delusionals The Hardest
In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…
View More Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing
The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…
View More Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival
A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…
View More Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him