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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Local Sicko Disgusts Coworkers With Claim She “Prefers Winter Weather” In Perth

Belle July 11, 2022

A seriously twisted individual has repeatedly made claims at her place of employment that she’s a “winter person” and loves nothing more than bleak mornings…

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Fiscal Trainwreck Of A Man Ready To Run Finance Seminars After Rolling Over Super

Belle July 11, 2022

It only took several decades but Perth man Rod has finally got around to rolling over his various superannuation accounts and to say he’s chuffed…

View More Fiscal Trainwreck Of A Man Ready To Run Finance Seminars After Rolling Over Super
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Kalamunda Man Makes Outdoor Glass Setting Available On AirBNB For Kick-Ons

Belle July 10, 2022

An enterprising young hilldweller has taking the ground breaking step of listing his outdoor glass setting on AirBNB. An impromtpu party set up that he…

View More Kalamunda Man Makes Outdoor Glass Setting Available On AirBNB For Kick-Ons
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Rory Lobb Thanks The Great Cornholio For Dominant Performance Tonight

Belle July 9, 2022 flagmantle

Rory Lobb has channeled a higher power to get one over St Kilda this evening at Marvel Stadium. That power, of course, was the great…

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Tricia Praised For Living To 65 And Never Lecturing A Millennial About Interest Rates Back In The Day

Belle July 8, 2022

If there was any doubt that Tricia was special, the fact that she never once raised her trunk to tell a millennial about the interest…

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Grad Lawyer Breaks Record For Most Business Cards Dished Out In An Arvo On The Turps

Belle July 8, 2022

A young graduate lawyer has admittedly “lost control” after he found himself unable to let a single human pass him by without handing them his…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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