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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Karratha Couple Call Off Wedding After Critical Thong Blow Out

Belle June 19, 2022

A Karratha couple was forced to call off their big day after Big Cambo’s right thong suffered a catastrophic blowout leaving the plug-hole looking like…

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WA Appeals To Eastern State Workers – Come For Cheap Gas, Stay For Abundant Lettuce 

Belle June 18, 2022

WA is positioning itself to be the “land that eastern state problems forgot” with sensational deals on domestic gas usage and a fairly reasonable lettuce…

View More WA Appeals To Eastern State Workers – Come For Cheap Gas, Stay For Abundant Lettuce 
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Cost Of Living Pressure Sees WA Tradie Restrict Himself To Just 20 Reckless Multis

Belle June 17, 2022

This is the weekend that Dale has finally made his accountant proud. Limiting himself to just 20 wild 50:1 mutlis across the weekends sporting fixtures. …

View More Cost Of Living Pressure Sees WA Tradie Restrict Himself To Just 20 Reckless Multis
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Perf Yearns For The Days You’d Nearly Miss Flights Due To a Big Plane Not Airport Chaos

Belle June 16, 2022

The daily mayhem at Perth domestic airports has punters yearning for a simpler time. When they’d nearly miss their flight due to a big plane…

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Morley To Bring Back WA Salvage Over Concerns Suburb Is Becoming Too Modern

Belle June 14, 2022

In response to concerns Morley is advancing at the cruel pace of progress, the Council has decided to grant an application to bring back WA…

View More Morley To Bring Back WA Salvage Over Concerns Suburb Is Becoming Too Modern
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Report Urges Resurgence Of B&S Balls To Tackle Rural Population Decline In WA

Belle June 14, 2022

A new report has suggested that the only way to boost population levels in rural WA is to restore the B&S Ball back to its…

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