Qantas to Scalp GF Tickets for Thrice the Price – “It wouldn’t feel like a grand final if we didn’t rip off West Aussies”
Qantas executives have been unable to sleep since the AFL announced the 2021 Grand Final would be played in Perth this year. Ripping off West…
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“Trees are a hoax” – Clive to Launch HC Challenge to Force WA to Continue Logging Native Forests
Sources from within the Palmer camp say the rotund litigation pest was livid that WA dared to create policy without first checking with him. In…
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AFL Backtrack on Cancelling Grand Final Parade After Seeing NORTHBRIDGE Sign
Perth was shocked to hear that the AFL had ruled against staging a Grand Final parade in Perth due to terminal butthurt-itis, “terrorism” concerns, and…
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30 y/o Scarborough turbo shocked after realising beach body isn’t quite there yet
Despite 6 months of neglect, local man Kyle inexplicably reckoned his rig was ready for the big stage at Scarborough today. How wrong he was. …
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IN FOCUS: Cum-trees (aka Ornamental Pears)
If you’ve ever been walking down the street and suddenly get hit in the nostrils by a strong stank of baby-batter you could be forgiven…
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REPORT: Dôme Café Really Likes the Look of that Waterside Location in Your Suburb
Yesterday, we received a report that a Dôme Café location scout was seen licking his lips, rubbing his hands together, and announcing that he wanted…
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