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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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The West Coast Fan 2020

Belle October 4, 2020

If Bevan is being honest with himself, he approached the Eagles v Pies final cockier than a drug mule in a shelving competition. There was…

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Mr “I’m Gonna Start a Podcast”

Belle October 3, 2020 EntertainmentHobbyTechnology

In the office, Ben is like a roaming transmitter broadcasting the fact he is informed by Podcasts. While on his daily patrol he smells the…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr 10c Can & Bottle Recycling Scheme

Belle October 3, 2020

Barry has been hoarding cans & bottles in his Kelmscott yard since Colin flagged the 10c refund scheme in 2016. Although, some would say he’s…

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So, You’ve Become an American Politics Expert?

Belle September 30, 2020

They say opinions are like arseholes and yours has prolapsed all over the clean bedsheets of social media. Again. This time, you felt a great…

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Mr Leederville

Belle September 27, 2020 hipster

Johan sits in front of his MacBook at a cafe in Leederville. His serious and brooding look compliments his bald head, thick-rimmed glasses and horizontal…

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Ms Promo Girl

Belle September 25, 2020

Brittany is a promo girl and as a promo girl she is slow roasting in the sun to work on a base tan before heading…

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  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
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