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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

    William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

    Belle December 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

    Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Featured Lifestyle

    Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

    Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

    The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 

    The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle.  No doubt, Turbos…

    Belle November 30, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?

Belle July 9, 2021

It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…

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Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies

Belle July 9, 2021

Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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  • 12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach
  • Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 
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