IN FOCUS: Fitting a Summer’s Worth of Broken Promises Into The Final Week of School Holidays
There is nothing like frantically trying to fit a summer’s worth of broken promises in 2 days because frankly, school holidays are a relentless, nagging…
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BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight
Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…
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Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time
A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…
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Mr Southern Cross Tattoo
Tyler uses his Southern Cross tatt to navigate the sea of racial tolerance and find the safe port of excessive patriotism to help shield himself…
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Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”
Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…
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Freo Doctor Has The Audacity To Come Crawling Back
Once again, the Freo Doctor has had the sheer nerve to come crawling back to us after deciding to piss off for a week leaving…
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