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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers

    Cricket Australia has reacted strongly to the news David Warner was charged with drink driving in Sydney this week. In a special press conference called…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market

    The WA Government has made a brave call and decided to repurpose the Barrack Arch as a residential apartment block to service those most in…

    Belle April 7, 2026
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Party & Entertainment Featured

Mr Dunsborough Toolie

Belle November 21, 2021 BoganDouth

Damo graduated in 2004 and had the time of his life on his Leavers break down in Dunsborough so to remind himself of when he…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade

Belle November 19, 2021 office

Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Company Golf Day

Belle November 16, 2021 officesports

When you combine a marketing budget with a vague corporate notion of “networking” you get the corporate golf day. Everyone’s favourite tax-deductible piss-up on the…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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Work & Study

Ms Uni Exams

Belle November 15, 2021 uni

There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Redcliffe Man Pushes Boundaries of BYO By Wheeling in Jumbo Esky Full of Beers

Belle November 14, 2021 Bogansuburbs

Redcliffe man, Jacko wasn’t keen on going to dinner with the misso’s in-laws on his self described “drinkin day”.  Telling “the ol ball & chain”…

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  • Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers
  • Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market
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