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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tight Arse

Belle June 20, 2021

Brendan is the type of bloke who wanks to his ATM receipt on payday. Some say the joy is in giving, but not for Brendan,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Thornlie

Belle June 18, 2021

Rex shuffles around the TAB in a pair of piss-stained Diadora trackies that have formed such a repulsive crust that Dominos is trying to find…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM

Belle June 16, 2021

Public confidence in the SafeWA app plummeted after revelations this week that SafeWA app data was accessed in the course of an investigation into a…

View More WA Government & Police to release rebranded SafeWA App to win back public confidence – SafeANOM
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Front / Old Mate Bars

Belle June 16, 2021

If you find yourself in the front bar you’re probably either a well-seasoned old mate, a tradie or lost. These sanctuaries typically shy away from…

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  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 
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