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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Work & Study

The Western Australian Plumber

Belle July 16, 2021

Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…

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IN FOCUS: Fishing for Attention on Social Media

Belle July 15, 2021

Abusing the good nature and trust of your online acquaintances is the bedrock that social media was built on. A sturdy foundation that all the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr It’s Coming Home

Belle July 12, 2021

For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth insurance fraudster cant wait to put hatchback to the test against Monday’s predicted floods

Belle July 11, 2021

Drivers were treated to no shortage of statutory write off opportunities on Friday as Perth’s drainage system completely shat the bed and turned the roads…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

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