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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Drive-in theatre planned for Stirling bridge to entertain gridlocked motorists during Fremantle Traffic Bridge closure

    The Western Australian Government has announced that Stirling Bridge will become a drive-in theatre in February this year.  The move is to give motorists diverted…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England claim moral victory after snicko hands Aussies 4-1 Ashes win

    England has sensationally claimed they would’ve won The Ashes 5-0 if it wasn’t for the umpire assistance technology snicko. According to England, the couple of…

    Belle January 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Existential Hell of Uni Group Assignments

Belle July 26, 2021

In a cruel twist of fate, uni group assignments are probably the most hands-on training you’ll ever get for the real world. See, employment is…

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Unique & Other

Mr “Self Made”

Belle July 25, 2021

Anthony didn’t choose the turbo life, the turbo life chose Anthony. A fact that was made abundantly clear when he hadn’t achieved more than posting…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Perth Sunday Sesh

Belle July 25, 2021

Dan is awoken by a familiar natural phenomenon: the excess alcohol he consumed last night has caused a Sahara-esque situation in his mouth. In stark…

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Work & Study

Mr St Georges Terrace

Belle July 24, 2021

James storms down the terrace with a can of Coke Zero while engaging in a robust conversation through his AirPods. Naturally, the phone call is…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Aspiring Urban Farmer

Belle July 22, 2021

Since deciding to fill the existential void of millennial existence with amateur agriculture, Sara has committed more atrocities in the garden than Don Burke.  They…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman Decides To Marry A True Provider – Variegated Monstera Plant

Belle July 21, 2021

On Thursday morning, Subiaco woman Cecilia made the executive decision to delete Bumble and reveal her feelings for her true love – an established variegated…

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  • WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 
  • Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth
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