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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

    A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

    A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

    Belle January 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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Featured Unique & Other

The French Bulldog Owner

Belle July 19, 2021

People buy a dog for all sorts of reasons. Some need company, some need assistance and some people need a serious engagement bump on their…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Pfizer to release COVID vaccine in essential oil form to improve uptake in Margaret River

Belle July 16, 2021

In an effort to sway new-age mung beans living in Margs, Pfizer “Essential Oils – COVID” that can be dabbed on the palm, diffused or…

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Work & Study

The Western Australian Plumber

Belle July 16, 2021

Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Fishing for Attention on Social Media

Belle July 15, 2021

Abusing the good nature and trust of your online acquaintances is the bedrock that social media was built on. A sturdy foundation that all the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine

Belle July 14, 2021

Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…

View More Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine
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Pretending to be busy

Belle July 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard work that gets you ahead, it is merely the appearance of working hard that separates the manager-wheat from…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars
  • New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose
  • Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 
  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
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