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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: “Speed Dealers” the Ultimate in Eyewear

Belle November 13, 2021 Bogan

You’ll know you’re ready for the speed dealer life as soon as your red eyes make contact with the perfect pair in the servo sunnies…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: eFoil board riders

Belle November 12, 2021 sports

Electric hydrofoils aka eFoils are the perfect watercraft for the person who sees themselves as some sort of cross between Laird Hamilton and Tony Stark. …

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Work & Study

Mr Perth Barber

Belle November 9, 2021

Tye is a freelance barber that has been evicted from every chair he’s rented in the past 6 months. His hair styling abilities are sub-standard…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Dodgy Mechanic

Belle November 8, 2021

Phil has a very particular set of skills, skills he acquired over a long career, skills that make me a nightmare for the mechanically-illiterate. Essentially,…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Daddy’s Boat

Belle November 6, 2021

Boat season is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Beer Snob Cancelled After Photos of Him Drinking a Corona in 2015 Surface

Belle November 3, 2021

The Perth beer snob community is reeling after one of the scene’s most insufferable craft beer purists was revealed to have enjoyed a Corona with…

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