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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse

    Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…

    Belle November 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers 

    The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…

    Belle November 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning

    Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…

    Belle November 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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Work & Study

The Forklift Operator

Belle May 26, 2021

After causing thousands of bucks worth of damage while operating a pallet jack on his first day, most thought Duncan would never rise to the…

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Going to Work Sick – A Guide for Heroes

Belle May 26, 2021

You Exhausted your actual sick days – don’t lie to yourself, you’re a good time party swine. In fact, you’re a disgusting pig. You can’t…

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IN FOCUS: WA and its love of convertibles that shouldn’t exist

Belle May 25, 2021

You can live your life in constant fear of the Great Perth Storm or you can raise both fingers to the rain gods and chop…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The North Face Puffy Wear

Belle May 23, 2021

In the cooler months, the western suburbs of Perth resemble Mount Everest Basecamp. As the mercury hits a bone-chilling 20 degrees, the cafes and bars…

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BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Guide to Election Day

Belle May 20, 2021

The gauntlet – one must prepare themselves to battle the gauntlet of flyer waving political party volunteers that await you when you pull up at…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Overly Ambitious Lawyer Opens Cheap Umbrella on St Georges Terrace

Belle May 20, 2021

Rene is known as a beast in the mediation room but a complete baked potato when it comes to managing expectations on Perth’s premier wind…

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  • Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning
  • West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 
  • Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

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