THE BELL TOWER TIMES YEAR IN REVIEW 2021 (PART 1)
The summer of river bull sharks – January. After a tragic bull shark attack at Black Wall Reach, Perth blowhards hit new levels of blithering…
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Perth’s Urban Sprawl Claims Credit For Lack of COVID Spread
In an unprecedented move, Perth’s Urban Sprawl has stepped up to take the lion’s share of credit for WA recording another donut day of ‘Rona…
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Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids
Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…
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Mr ‘Why Haven’t My Bins Been Emptied???’
For decades, Ron has maintained relative peace with his Council overlords based on the understanding they pick up his shit on the designated day and…
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Mr Perth Heatwave
Daryl is an unflushed toilet bowl of a man: full of shit and stained with the unpalatable skiddie of one-upmanship. The recent heat has sent…
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So, You’re Becoming a Face Mask Entrepreneur?
News of restrictions hit people differently. Some are compelled to descend upon their local shopping centres like itchy-arsed zombies seeking 180 rolls of toilet paper.…
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