Mr Scarborough
Brad is a 3-day old bowl of leftovers slowly being scraped into the bin of middle life. This self-professed bad boy of Scabs proudly brandishes…
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Baysie Bridge To Be Used As Wall Between NOR & SOR Due To Unrivalled Stopping Power
Metronet has confirmed that the material from the demolished Bayswater Bridge will be repurposed and used to finally build a wall separating North & South…
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Perth Truckie Defies Belief And Successfully Navigates Bayswater Bridge
Despite the odds, an experienced truck driver drove through the notorious underpass “with ease” this morning after properly planning his route with consideration for the…
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REPORT: “Adulting” On The Rise Among State’s Most Useless Citizens
A recent study has found that incidents of #adulting are on the rise among Western Australia’s most incompetent citzens who were evidently breastfed to the…
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Mr International Women’s Day
Don’s online rants against women makes Ed Kemper look like Oedipus Rex with an extra special Mother’s Day brekkie in bed. It’s not fair to…
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REPORT: Some Sorry Looking Faces On The Rotto Ferry Back This Afternoon
As it turns out, 3 days of sinking more piss than the water sports category of your favourite greasy site can have a detrimental impact…
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