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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Cottesloe Perth WA
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Ms Cottesloe

Belle April 13, 2021 Golden Triangle

Sophie is having a tough day. Her new Range Rover Sport is due for maintenance, so she is forced to drive around her sister’s shitty…

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Bumble Perth WA
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Bumble

Belle April 12, 2021

Siobhan is a strong, career-focused woman who reduces her life to a series of meticulously organised timeslots on her diary. She has less time for…

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Perth housemate
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Gumtree Housemate

Belle April 7, 2021

Karls only real ability in life is fooling naive sub-letters into thinking he is a model housemate when he comes to inspect the room on…

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Reckons BREAKING NEWS

The People of Perth v the Smart Freeway: Operation Merge to Avoid the Flamin’ Ute

Belle April 5, 2021

After a ute caught fire in the emergency lane, the smart freeway had a very simple mission for the people of Perth: merge right as…

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Reckons

Keeping Occupied During the Locky D

Belle April 3, 2021

Refrain from spreading bullshit health misinformation – this is a tough one for some. However, take this extra time in your fortress of solitude to…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Live, Laugh, Love

Belle April 2, 2021 Bogan

Magic happens when you least expect it. For Tammy that was during one of her many lapses of parental supervision in K-Mart last Tuesday. While…

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