REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog
A man has made the fatal error of trying to improve his physique this week by purchasing a brand spankin’ Garmin fitness watch. To be…
View More REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hogA Day in the Life of a Plumber
5:00 am – I always start my day with a little plumbing emergency of my own to remind me of why I’m in this business.…
View More A Day in the Life of a PlumberEd Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth Scorchers
Ed Sheeran has made a frank admission to his fans that he only booked Perth Stadium this weekend because he thought he’d get a chance…
View More Ed Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth ScorchersMan treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore
Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…
View More Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a boreJapan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges
A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…
View More Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surgesRockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning
Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…
View More Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning