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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it

Belle January 30, 2026

Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of an electrician 

Belle January 30, 2026

5:30 am – I wake up with a sore back, not from working too hard but because I’ve accidentally fallen asleep on a pile of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

New Netflix series to be set in the South West in jeopardy after crew fail to bypass Bunbury 

Belle January 30, 2026

Netflix are seriously considering pulling the plug on their new TV series to be set in WA’s South West after the filming crew made a…

View More New Netflix series to be set in the South West in jeopardy after crew fail to bypass Bunbury 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog

Belle January 29, 2026

A man has made the fatal error of trying to improve his physique this week by purchasing a brand spankin’ Garmin fitness watch.  To be…

View More REPORT: Bloke beginning to think his new Garmin watch thinks he’s an absolute hog
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day in the Life of a Plumber

Belle January 29, 2026

5:00 am – I always start my day with a little plumbing emergency of my own to remind me of why I’m in this business.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Ed Sheeran cancels Perth Stadium gig after learning he won’t be opening for the Perth Scorchers 

Belle January 29, 2026

Ed Sheeran has made a frank admission to his fans that he only booked Perth Stadium this weekend because he thought he’d get a chance…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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