BREAKING: Satan repents after being faced with an eternity of live Rolf Harris songs
The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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Tony Galati to take over from Hardwick given his experience handling a bunch of spuds
In a shock to the industry, Tony Galati has been given the nod from the Richmond Footy Club to take the top spot after Hardwick…
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Harley Reid seen ordering a long mac topped up after being advised he’d better get used to it
Harley Reid, the much-hyped probable number #1 draft pick, has been seen in his hometown trying to order a “long mac topped up” at a…
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Severely Hungover Creature Opts For Evening YouTube Vortex Over Well-Needed Rest
To say Alex tied one off last night would be an understatement. Starting at 9 am, he was lost in a disgusting binge of Cruisers,…
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Flagmantle Fan Hospitalised After Overdosing On Schadenfreude This Afternoon
Friends and family of Flagmantle die hard, Byron, are praying that he comes through the other side after being hospitalised this afternoon after watching the…
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Extreme Weather Event Declared In Broome Yesterday As Mercury Dipped To 9.6 Degrees
The fine people of Broome are still recovering from what was declared an “extreme weather event” yesterday morning as the temperature dipped to a bone-chilling…
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