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    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Culture Kings Forced To Introduce A No Shop-Lifting Policy Amid Plummeting Share Price

Belle April 3, 2023

Culture Kings has landed a blow to its loyal fan base by announcing that its stores will no longer be the sticky-finger-utopia they once were.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics Sports

BREAKING: Albo Reveals He Pulled A Hammy While Attending Yesterday’s Western Derby

Belle April 3, 2023

Prime Minister Anthony “Albo” Albanese has confirmed Labor’s greatest fears after pulling up sore after attending the Western Derby at Perth Stadium yesterday.  Albo joins…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Marriage On The Rocks As F45 Hubby Refuses To Defect To Body Fit With Wife

Belle April 3, 2023 Social Media

A seemingly idyllic relationship has sailed into choppy waters after Sara defected from F45 to Body Fit last month. Her hubby Adam refuses to betray…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: The next Derby will be played in the emergency department to save time

Belle April 2, 2023 FootyWA Culture

The WA Government has announced that the next Western Derby will be held at the RPH emergency room to make life a bit easier on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Perth Man Remortgages Home To Afford Day Out At The Footy

Belle April 2, 2023 EntertainmentWA Culture

Perth man, Damo, did a cheeky little remortgage of his property earlier this month to make sure he had enough cash to cover 4 seats…

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8 Things You’ll See at Today’s Western Derby

Belle April 2, 2023 WA Culture

Respectful discourse on social media during the match (Odds: 150.5) – an absolute suckers bet. There is almost no chance that socials won’t turn into…

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