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    Perth prepares for possible WW3 the only way it knows how: hoarding toilet paper

    There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough…

    Belle March 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie

    A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…

    Belle March 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

    A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

    Belle March 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Jack v Dad In The Matter Of Flagmantle

Belle June 11, 2023 flagmantleFooty

After enduring another flaccid performance by Flagmantle last night a Perth man has made the brave decision to seek compensation for who he blames for…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

West Coast Allow Oscar Allen To Play A Game Against Them To Keep Coleman Dream Alive

Belle June 11, 2023

If Tex Walker can kick 10 against West Coast then Oscar Allen could surely kick 12. A very handy bag given he’s trailing goal-kicking animals…

View More West Coast Allow Oscar Allen To Play A Game Against Them To Keep Coleman Dream Alive
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IN FOCUS: Balingup Magic Mushrooms

Belle June 10, 2023

For some, the mild WA winter drives an ice-pick of demotivation into their social lives and their sense of adventure shrivels like a man suffering…

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Retirees Wished They’d Vetted Balingup “Wild Mushroom Tour” Better

Belle June 10, 2023

Local “celestial wizard” aka Tom thought he’d put enough innuendo in his Gumtree ad to make it fairly obvious he wasn’t catering for budding chefs.…

View More Retirees Wished They’d Vetted Balingup “Wild Mushroom Tour” Better
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Uncle Billy’s Devotee and Billy Lee’s Fanatic Call Off Romance Over Irreconcilable Differences

Belle June 8, 2023

It had all the hallmarks of a fantastic romance. Too late-night pissheads found each other before agreeing they would absolutely destroy a plate of Chinese…

View More Uncle Billy’s Devotee and Billy Lee’s Fanatic Call Off Romance Over Irreconcilable Differences
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Pete Evans Confirms New Haircut Is To Improve His Chances In The AFL Draft

Belle June 8, 2023 AFLFooty

Earlier this week, Pete Evans debuted a new cut while wandering around a kitchen aimlessly. The unusual footage left many wondering what the new cut…

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