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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre

Belle December 17, 2022

WA has awoken to the shocking news that one of Dambo’s Giants in Coodanup was torched overnight. Not only is it a blow to society,…

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Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

Belle December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

View More Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas
BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

View More Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem
Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Perth X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 15, 2022

Trish has turned more people into online shoppers than the Rona. Why? Because sharing a multi-retail facility with her is about as pleasant as being…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 14, 2022 Party

In an act of ill-advised booze-haggery, Jodee necks two bottles of Yellowglen Pink while getting ready for her work Christmas party. She squeezed into a…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

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