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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

    Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

    A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

    Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

    Belle January 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

    There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

    Belle January 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA

    Last minute amendments to the Albanese Government’s new hate speech laws have been made following an appeal from Westralia.  Pursuant to the new amendment, anyone…

    Belle January 21, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Featured From the Zoo

6 Proven Strategies For Quiet Quitting Like A Boss

Belle May 18, 2023

Become the perfect candidate to be “working from home” – the holy grail of quiet quitting is securing as many “work from home” days as humanly…

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5 Ways Growing Up In WA Prepares You For The Real World

Belle May 17, 2023

You can’t hide from your problems – ask any Western Australian that thought they could simply pop into their local shopping centre on a Thursday evening…

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Bali tattoo disaster
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth man’s Bali tattoo disaster after Indo artist accidentally tattoos what he was thinking

Belle May 17, 2023 Bali

A Perth man couldn’t wait to get a bunch of random Balinese symbols on his shoulder during his latest trip to Bali. So he looked…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth parents let son know they hate him by gifting him Jetstar tickets for birthday

Belle May 17, 2023

Perth parents Jason & Jill have figured out a novel way to let their dropkick son know they aren’t particularly fond of him by giving…

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guildford merredin
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local Regional

Guildford wins coveted “most likely Perth suburb to pass for Merredin” award

Belle May 17, 2023

Guildford residents are relieved their suburb finally got the recognition it deserved. Being crowned the most likely Perth suburb to pass for Merredin award from…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

McGowan To Close Borders After Coldplay Arrive In Response To Concert Demand

Belle May 16, 2023 Entertainment

We have it on good authority that pop superstars Coldplay will not be able to leave the Republic of Westralia until every citizen has had…

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  • New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA
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