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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South Wine Tasting Derailed By Polite, Knowledgeable Inquiry From Lady Who Rolled In On a Party Bus

    A Down South cellar door has been left in total shock after a lady who arrived via a party bus respectfully inquired about the tasting…

    Belle November 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA spends $1 million on campaign to remind the Eastern States we have a dry heat

    Hot off a campaign to remind the Eastern States that we are owed our share of GST revenue, the Government has launched a fresh campaign…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA Museum to exhibit a tree so residents of Perth’s sprawling burbs can remember what one looks like 

    The WA Museum welcomes a new addition to its exhibits – a fully grown tree, which it hopes will serve as a historic reminder to…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 

    Regional WA has taken extraordinary action after residents have been left continually frustrated with poor mobile phone coverage.  Like the proverbial chrome-dome, Regional WA has…

    Belle November 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gatorade Finally Takes Prime Seriously After Seeing What The Bottles Are Used For

Belle March 30, 2023 WA Culture

Gatorade has mostly discarded Prime hydration as a stupid fad that will eventually fade into obscurity. That’s until photo after photo emerged of the drink’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff

Belle March 30, 2023

A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…

View More Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 

Belle March 29, 2023

An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…

View More Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl

Belle March 29, 2023 Up NorthWA Culture

The WA Government has taken advantage of some convenient timing with the destruction of the Bayswater Bridge to commence in April and the commencement of…

View More Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

If Perth Mum Hears Her Kid Mention Prime One More Damn Time…

Belle March 28, 2023

A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

“All Length, No Girth” – Perth Sprawl Failing To Satisfy Residents

Belle March 28, 2023 WA Culture

The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…

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  • Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 
  • Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 
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