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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

Belle December 8, 2025

The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

View More Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

Belle December 6, 2025

Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

View More WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

Belle December 5, 2025

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

View More Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

Belle December 5, 2025

AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

View More AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 

Belle December 4, 2025

Spotify has revealed its own 2025 Spotify Wrapped and no doubt every Aussie has enjoyed these bangers throughout the year.  At top spot goes a…

View More Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation

Belle December 4, 2025

AC/DC have revealed they added the Perth leg of their tour so they could visit their iconic band members statue down in Fremantle before Main…

View More AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation

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