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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Airport to Throw In Free Vehicular Makeover To Entice People Back to Long Term Parking

Belle January 16, 2022 WA Culture

It’s been a rough time for airports during the Pandemic but Perth wants to remind punters that they still want their business and are prepared…

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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Applecross

Belle January 15, 2022 suburbs

Sam never did forgive his parents for raising him in Applecross. In his mind, he was the sort of fancyman that deserved to grace the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Pilbara Man Not Willing To Admit It’s Hot Until Egg Has Finished Cooking On Footpath

Belle January 13, 2022 Pilbara

Despite temperatures sweltering to above 50 degrees in some parts of the Pilbara, Kenny has sensationally refused to admit he’s hot until such time as…

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From the Zoo Featured

POSTCODES: Scarborough 6019

Belle January 13, 2022 suburbs

Scarborough is that festering scab by the sea that is begging you to pick it for your next amazing day out in Perf. You won’t…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Regrets Taking 4 D-Bangers Before Job Interview

Belle January 12, 2022 WA Culture

It’s a classic tale. Jimmy took the edge off his interview last night by slamming down a few pints. Alas, every action has an equal…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Dangerous Day to Be the Tech Savvy Person at Work

Belle January 11, 2022

John knew he made a mistake not calling in sick today ahead of the ServiceWA App rollout that was always going to challenge the State’s…

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