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    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Banter

Belle June 21, 2020

Joel is a general in the shitcall army. He is a dull-witted drone that carpet bombs social situations with molten hot cringe, but none of…

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Ms Reusable Coffee Cup

Belle June 13, 2020 EnvironmentNew Age

Lizzie realised how little everyone else was doing for the environment when she was given a Keep Cup for her birthday. What a revelation, her…

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Mr Verge Side Collection

Belle June 7, 2020 Hobby

Verge collection time offers you a chance to rid your house of unloved items; however, it also means you’ll be seeing Brian’s piece of shit…

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Mrs Facebook Complaint

Belle May 28, 2020 outrageSocial Media

Carol charges around the Woolies organic section like she’d seen the red flag of a cuntador. Her child screams with all the freedom of progressive…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Perth Boomer

Belle May 19, 2020 MillennialMoney

After 35 years in the same job, Frank has finally climbed to the staggering heights of middle management. His dinosaur-ic approach to work is only…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Yoga Enthusiast

Belle May 13, 2020 New AgeYoga

Kristy takes 15 centuries of ancient Indian philosophy, crushes it into hashtag shaped lines and takes a big snort off the toilet seat of social…

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  • WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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