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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”

Belle January 25, 2022 kiwi

Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Freo Doctor Has The Audacity To Come Crawling Back

Belle January 24, 2022 WA Culture

Once again, the Freo Doctor has had the sheer nerve to come crawling back to us after deciding to piss off for a week leaving…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Double J’s Hottest 100 of 2001

Belle January 23, 2022 WA Culture

Truth be told, Trent probably could have dealt with the Wiggles taking out top spot in yesterday’s Triple J Hottest 100 better. Alas, after half…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Smashing Vodka Cruisers

Belle January 23, 2022 booze

Cruisers truly are the forbidden fruit of the booze world. From teenage girls to fully grown Toolies, there is no stopping the rapid consumption of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Power Grid Stress Deals Unlikely Victory to Office Maniac Who Wants Aircon At 26 Degrees

Belle January 20, 2022 office

The setting of the office air conditioner has been a fiercely contested topic in the small accounting firm since its inception.  Several factions have emerged…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Drive Through Rub & Tugs Introduced To Slow Spread of Omicron

Belle January 18, 2022

In response to the growing number of cases in Perth, drive-through rub and tuggeries have been set up to provide that sought-after relief in a…

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  • Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 
  • New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
  • Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed
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