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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England credit rigorous midweek training sessions at Revolver for improved Boxing Day form

    It appears a completely new and improved English cricket outfit has emerged for the Boxing Day test.  Rather than suck up the stadium like a…

    Belle December 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Study Finds Brain Most Creative After Some Mouth Breather Cuts You Off on the Freeway

Belle August 30, 2021

A groundbreaking study has found that thousands of motorists a day become nearly Shakespearean in their use of creative language after feeling aggrieved by some…

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Mount Magnet Man has a Panic Attack over Beer Selection at Perth Microbrewery

Belle August 29, 2021

Old mate Crackers is a good ol country boy that likes the simpler things in life. His world was blown apart on a recent visit…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Urgent Vaccination for Bayswater Bridge Following Infected Truckies Entering the State

Belle August 27, 2021

News that two NSW truckies have entered WA infected with COVID has presented an immediate danger to Perth’s beloved big girl – The Baysie Bridge.…

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Ms Swan Valley Wine Tour

Belle August 27, 2021 BoganEntertainmentPartyyeahthegirls

Every year the Swan Valley is transformed from idyllic Australifana to a nauseating pig pen of pissed up Perthian’s sipping on peen-shaped novelty straw. Mercedes…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Under the Pump to Discover Fire Before it Can Power 2021 Grand Final

Belle August 26, 2021

Should Perth be given the all-clear to host the AFL Grand Final it will need to discover the ability to produce one of modern civilisations…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Claremont Quarter

Belle August 26, 2021

By 2006, Claremont could no longer handle the local arcade’s inability to accurately reflect their sense of self-worth. It, therefore, engaged the Hawaiian group and…

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  • Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 
  • Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast
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