Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People
In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…
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ScoMo Back In WA To Promise More Iron Ore, GST And To Reopen The Great Escape
ScoMo has a simple 3 point plan to win back the heart of a state that largely views him as an anti-WA, Palmer-backing dacks cacker.…
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ScoMo Hoping For Spot In Eagles Defence Should He Be Out Of A Job On Saturday
ScoMo or “Bulldozer” as he’s known around the local footy circuit is hedging his bets with a potential career in the undermanned West Coast Eagles…
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Ms “We’re Engaged”
Lauren’s relationship had three basic stages: the 2-week fun bit, the 2 year restructure of her man as a human and an intense 6 months…
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ScoMo To Let West Aussies Dip Into Super For Jet Ski Purchase
In a last-ditch appeal to young WA punters, ScoMo has extended his “Super for Housing” scheme to include the purchase of a jet ski to…
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Ms Self Diganosis
If whinging about imaginary ailments was an Olympic sport then Eliza must be Complain Bolt. She sets the gold standard in self-diagnosis, hypochondria and dramatic…
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