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    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Butler Man Cracks A Smile For The First Time Since The World Cup

Belle April 28, 2022

Butler resident Bill has expressed feelings of normal human joy this afternoon after hearing the news that Manchester United will be returning to Perth in…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Dash Cam

Belle April 28, 2022 motoring

Nobody cared who he was until he turned on the dash cam. Having never stepped a foot wrong on the road, he has vested himself…

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Rising Cost Of Living Triggering Heinous Boomtown Price Memories in West Aussies

Belle April 28, 2022

“Not this shit again”, a Perth city worker muses as he side eyes the ever-rising price of his morning coffee.  Like many Western Australians who…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Tradie’s Liver Praying He’s Not Rained Off Site Again Tomorrow

Belle April 27, 2022

A Kelmscott tradie’s liver has sent an SOS signal to the man’s body in the way of unsettling pains after he spent another day rained…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Elon Musk Puts In Bid To Buy The Quokka 

Belle April 27, 2022

As the world watches on in bemusement at Musk’s Twitter takeover bid, the tech billionaire has been making moves in sunny WA. According to sources,…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Whipped

Belle April 27, 2022

A 7:30am alarm sends couples-shivers down Chantelle’s spine. She looks longingly into William’s eyes while running her hand down his chest, “wouldn’t a snuggle and…

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  • LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit
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