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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth

    The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River

    A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom

    President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WorkSafe Announce Statewide Blitz On Workplace Shit-Talkers

Belle June 13, 2022

WorkSafe personnel will be patrolling sites with specialised listening equipment to identify workplace chat that satisfied their definition of hazardous drivel.  This comes off the…

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Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 

Belle June 12, 2022

Scott admittedly had the kind of weekend that would make the Barefoot Investor lose sleep. Not only did he not lay one finger on a…

View More Sight Of UberEATS Bags Piling Up Doing Little To Quell Man’s Sunday Night Self Loathing 
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WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 

Belle June 11, 2022

It’s no secret that WA is experiencing massive delays on the completion of residential builds. It has been a source of frustration & anxiety for…

View More WA Builder Offers “Pyramid Package” – Will Be Ready For You To Be Buried In 
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Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy

Belle June 11, 2022

Semi retired Perth high flyer Alan was nearly inconsolable today after his brand spankin’ Akubra fell into a muddy puddle while pretending to work on…

View More Hobby Farmer Understands The Hardships Of Farming After New Akubra Gets A Bit Muddy
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REPORT: Perth Woman’s Electric Blanket Purchase Was A Little Bit Dramatic

Belle June 10, 2022

A Perth woman’s impulsive electric blanket purchase has been labelled “dramatic” by her partner after she brought home the bed warmer device earlier today. Aliesha…

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Family Bans “Passionate” Uncle From Watching Footy Until Umpire Dissent Rule Relaxed

Belle June 10, 2022

Bill has suffered a further blow to his family footy time after recently returning from a 2 week family gathering suspension for taking a drunken…

View More Family Bans “Passionate” Uncle From Watching Footy Until Umpire Dissent Rule Relaxed

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