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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Australian uncle denied entry to USA after social media check flags excessive thirst

    A middle aged Aussie man has been denied entry to the United States of America after the new controversial social media checks revealed he was…

    Belle December 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

    “What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

    Belle December 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

New Mad Max to be Filmed in WA After “Convincing” Caravan Border Incident

Belle August 25, 2021

A woman towing a caravan yesterday decided that rather than calmly go through the checkpoint she would royally fark her shit up by trying to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation

Belle August 24, 2021

Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…

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Hillarys Property Sales Now Conditional on Local NIMBY Approval

Belle August 22, 2021

Hillarys NIMBYs have had an absolute gutful of new homeowners having the audacity to move into their suburb and simply “do as they please” with…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Craft Beer Snob

Belle August 21, 2021 Drugs & AlcoholhipsterHobby

Craig looks like the end result of a lonely lumberjack banging his chainsaw and breeding an even bigger tool. His weird beer beret compliments his…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction

Belle August 21, 2021

Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…

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Cookery

7 Ways To Be An Elite Instagram Food Wanker

Belle August 21, 2021 Food

Demand free food for “exposure” Nevermind that 90% of interaction on your posts are from bots, you know what you got. An (on paper) following…

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  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
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