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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

    Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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    Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

    Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

    The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

    Belle December 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle 

    The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle.  No doubt, Turbos…

    Belle November 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar blames grounded flights on Windows Vista stopping updates

    Jetstar has fronted the media today to advise that half of its A320 Airbus fleet had to be grounded due to “software issues”. When pressed…

    Belle November 29, 2025
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IN FOCUS: EMU EXPORT

Belle February 23, 2021

WA has a love affair with the red can. Whether you are getting intoxicated during a cyclone or appropriating bogan culture in your gentrification den,…

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Top Signs You May Be An Anti-Vaxxer

Belle February 19, 2021 HealthMedicinePseudo Science

1. You reckon you are the most qualified person to make decisions about your kid’s health You may not have any “qualifications” or “degrees” but…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Rotto Swim

Belle February 19, 2021 sports

If private schooling had a smell, it would probably smell like fluoro coloured speedos mixed with daddy’s boat fumes; and William absolutely reeks of it.…

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10 Top Headlines You Missed Today

Belle February 18, 2021

SHARK SUSPECTED TO HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT – unbelievable scenes as a drunk fisherman off the coast of Cottesloe reckons he saw…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Lynwood/Ferndale

Belle February 16, 2021

Harisyn has always been the golden child of the family. Unlike his brothers, he actually made it to year 10 before being expelled for stealing…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Holden Racing Jacket

Belle February 15, 2021 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…

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