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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA car seller demands top dollar for vehicle with more sun damage than a Brit abroad 

    A Western Australian car seller knows what he’s got and he isn’t making any price concessions for the severe sun damage on his vehicle.  According…

    Belle January 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

    A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

    A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

    Belle January 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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Party & Entertainment

Mr Blazing Swan

Belle March 31, 2021

Travis is a wealthy beneficiary to a parental fortune and an amateur psy-trance DJ that knows the real meaning of freedom is being the Kelly…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Rocking a Mullet

Belle March 29, 2021 Bogan

In contemporary Australian culture, a mullet has always been the perfect haircut to let your 2nd cousin know that you take a relaxed view when…

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Travellers

Mr & Mrs “Wander Out Yonder”

Belle March 29, 2021

School holidays are when WA’s Northern towns become more popular than the fat guy in an Andes plane wreck survival party. Hordes of Godless savages…

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Geraldton WA
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POSTCODES: GERALDTON 6530

Belle March 28, 2021

Don’t be fooled by this sleepy coastal City, the townsfolk haven’t slept a wink! Gero – the Northern gateway to worse places. Getting There Seeing…

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Unique & Other

The Chilli Enthusiast

Belle March 28, 2021

Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Fremantle

Belle March 28, 2021

Tamara uses her last youth allowance payment to kit herself out like a fierce eco-warrior: khaki cargo pants, a black Sea Shepherd shirt, hiking boots…

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  • Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next
  • Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars
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