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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: Perth Hits Lowest Point – Getting Excited About a 22 Degree Day

Belle August 4, 2021

After a winter wetter than a substitute teacher’s armpits, Perth residents are finding themselves getting a bit too excited about Friday’s 22 degree scorcher. What…

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Amateur Kalgoorlie Prospector Has Advice for Big Gold Miners: “Just Raid Other People’s Camps”

Belle August 3, 2021

You don’t become the 35th least successful gold prospector in Kalgoorlie without making a few enemies along the way. A lesson Trav knows all too…

View More Amateur Kalgoorlie Prospector Has Advice for Big Gold Miners: “Just Raid Other People’s Camps”
Party & Entertainment

The Perth Small Bar Snob

Belle August 1, 2021

Ever since Taylor ordered a cocktail in a mason jar at some touristy Melbourne laneway bar in 2015, he knew he was better at going…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hurn Unsure What Felt Longer: 300 Game Career or Today’s Match

Belle July 31, 2021

To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton

Belle July 29, 2021

As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Olympics Armchair Critic

Belle July 28, 2021

Some say if you head to the hallowed turf of the Bull Creek Primary School oval you can still hear the cheers as Rob ran…

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