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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth to Busso flight scrapped proving that dragging oneself through the 9 circles of Down South traffic hell is still better than flying with Qantas

    Qantas had admitted it severely overestimated how keen the general public were to fly with them after scrapping the Perth to Busso route due to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar

    Virgin has sought to clarify its policy on allowing pets to fly with their owners inside the cabin after a rush of staffy owners attempted…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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So, you want to be a lawyer?

Belle January 24, 2019 employment

Making the Choice  So, you’re a smart kid that excels in the humanities but has the scientific know-how of a scorched meth cook? You sure…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Vespa Driver

Belle January 21, 2019 hipsterHobbymotoring

A Vespa isn’t just a vehicle, it’s a mobile statement for the gent who fancies himself the personification of the Renaissance because he has a fine…

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Entertainment

A Guide to Australia Day

Belle January 17, 2019 AustralianaMajor EventParty

1. Throw a BBQ  The BBQ is Australia’s closest thing to a cultural cuisine and the Straya Day BBQ is the “X-Mas Roast” of BBQs,…

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Work & Study

The Office Manager

Belle December 4, 2018

The only thing tighter than the ship Cheryl runs is the hair in her no-nonsense workplace bun. That shit is so tight you could run…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr “FinishYaBeerCunt”

Belle November 30, 2018

Dustin developed his hyper-masculinity in school – he played first’s footy, he sprouted bum fluff early and got his licence before everyone else because he…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr B&S Ball and Ute Muster

Belle October 2, 2018

Rooster spends most of his year on a remote cattle station yearning for the next B&S Ball. Essentially, his social life is like Fritzl’s kid,…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Perth to Busso flight scrapped proving that dragging oneself through the 9 circles of Down South traffic hell is still better than flying with Qantas
  • Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar
  • Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
  • VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early
  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays

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