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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse

    Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…

    Belle November 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers 

    The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…

    Belle November 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning

    Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…

    Belle November 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Victoria Park

Belle March 29, 2020 Crimeprofessional

“Come for the food and stay because some Oxy fiend stuck you with his syringe” – a phrase that should be printed on a billboard…

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What your choice of Mr Whippy cone says about you

Belle March 28, 2020

There is an unlikely champion emerging out of the sickly rubble of COVID-19 society – the humble soft serve van. It’s an agile urban commando…

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IN FOCUS: Chicken Parmigiana

Belle March 27, 2020 Food

Early Italian immigrants placed the seed of their al dente cuisine in us and since then we’ve raised it like it was a red-headed stepchild. …

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Travellers

Mr “I Went to Berlin”

Belle March 25, 2020

When Joel left Perth he was merely a drop in the obnoxious ocean, but visiting Berlin for a whole month had a catastrophic cunter-fly effect,…

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IN FOCUS: Jiffy Food Vans

Belle March 25, 2020

Colonic health experts hated them! Because Jiffy food vans cleared Perth’s bowels without the need for an expensive appointment. From 1972 – 2017, there was…

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Health & Medicine

Ms “I’m Not Social Distancing”

Belle March 22, 2020

Sure, the advice is that many people will die if we don’t flatten the Corona curve, but Maree will literally die if she doesn’t go to the crowded Cott…

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  • Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning
  • West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 
  • Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

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