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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    10 other ways Jetstar plans to make a quick buck

    The free 7kg carry-on is OUT, let’s see what else they are planning: 1. Coin slot for reclining your seat – passengers behind can also…

    Belle August 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar Confirms Oxygen to Remain Free (For Now) Following New Overhead Baggage Charge

    Australia’s most hated airline has taken another step to cement their reputation after announcing the previously free 7kg carry-on bag will now be charged at…

    Belle August 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Second Emergency Department To Be Added To Mandurah Hospital To Cope With Residents “Sending It”

    Construction has begun on the new Mandurah Hospital and the WA Government has taken the opportunity to announce a little extra something something. Unlike normal…

    Belle August 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump Sets Sights on Political Hotbed Secret Harbour, Promises Wall to Keep Mandurah Out

    The Secret Harbour by-election has become such a political hotbed that even Donald Trump wants a big ol slice of it. Describing it as a…

    Belle August 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour to Become Most Advanced Civilisation in Human History Following By-Election Campaign

    Analysts confirm that at the current rate of by-election promises, the electorate of Secret Harbour is set to become one of the most advanced utopia’s…

    Belle August 4, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Inquiry Held as to Why Sacha Baron Cohen Hasn’t Posted Obligatory Quokka Selfie Yet

Belle October 15, 2021

Western Australians are understandably shocked that a celebrity has entered the state and hasn’t fulfilled their obligation of “selling us to the world” via Rotto…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Conti Roll

Belle October 14, 2021

The rest of the nation assumes that the native delicacy of Western Australia is a red dirt & ice burger served with a secessionist sentiment…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Bloke Who Lies About Knowing Bikies Vows Laws Won’t Stop him Wearing his Sons of Anarchy Merch

Belle October 13, 2021

Belmont man, Brandon, has vowed that he and his imaginary 1%’er mates will never bow down to the WA Government’s tough new anti-bikie laws which…

View More Bloke Who Lies About Knowing Bikies Vows Laws Won’t Stop him Wearing his Sons of Anarchy Merch
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Clive Palmer to Sue High Court for Constantly Ruling Against Him

Belle October 13, 2021

It seems the High Court’s most recent decision against Clive Palmer was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  With the mining magnate swearing to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Tradies Launch Class Action Against “Discriminatory” Happy Hour Times

Belle October 12, 2021

A group of Perth tradies has sought legal advice to launch a class action against the majority of Perth pubs for the happy norm being…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Tesla Owner Just Wants You To Know That He “Used to Be Just Like You”

Belle October 11, 2021

Samuel has made an unsolicited but heartfelt plea on his socials asking his followers not to gaze upon his Tesla elitism with jealousy but to…

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