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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth’s weather dome fails to block entire storm due to electrical fault

    Perth’s infamous Weather Dome has suffered a major electrical fault and failed it fully perform its role as some elements of a storm snuck through…

    Belle October 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA To Impose Restrictions on “Sending It” To Ease Pressure on Hospitals Ahead of Border Reopening

Belle January 9, 2022 send it

WA has taken the unprecedented step to impose restrictions on the State’s yeww-population to prevent hospital admissions for ill-fated acts of “sending it”.  A Spokesperson…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Nissan Patrol Driver

Belle January 8, 2022 Bogancar

Damo is the kind of bloke who introduces himself as “Diesel” as a part of a decade long campaign to get the self-given nickname to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Clive Palmer Sues Australia on Behalf of Djokovic, Names WA as a Defendant

Belle January 6, 2022

Big bad Clivey P is at it again. This time turning his team of lawyers onto Australia for rejecting Novak Djokovic’s Visa after he arrived…

View More Clive Palmer Sues Australia on Behalf of Djokovic, Names WA as a Defendant
Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Fitness Influencer

Belle January 5, 2022 influencer

Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…

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Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms “I’m Going Douth!”

Belle January 4, 2022 DouthWA Culture

Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…

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THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)

Belle January 1, 2022

Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…

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  • Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir
  • WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage
  • Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’
  • FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time
  • Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

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