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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Colesworth bans customers using smart glasses, saying that intrusively filming people going about their shopping is not on

    Coles and Woolworths have led the charge on the fight against pervert glasses by banning customers from wearing them in their stores. In a statement…

    Belle September 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Brick shortage forces WA double-brick lover to build house actually suited to climate

    A brick shortage is sweeping Western Australia and it’s so bad that builders are now on brick rations. Naturally, this is awful news to the…

    Belle September 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    ScoMo begins training for next Hyrox event at Engadine Macca’s after seeing what it takes to win

    Ex-Prime Minister and alleged dack cacker Scott Morrison has been hit with a slurry of motivation after tuning in to the Hyrox championship in Beijing.…

    Belle September 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump Blames WA’s upcoming Long Weekend For Latest Spike In Global Petrol Prices

    Experts have warned that due to continuing tensions surrounding Trump’s pointless folly into the Middle East, Aussie drivers could be looking at an increase of…

    Belle September 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Freo Traffic Bridge Opening 3 Months Ahead of Schedule Slammed for Setting Dangerous Precedent for Major Gov Projects

    All sides of politics, even other Labor Departments, have slammed the Freo Traffic Bridge’s completion 3 months ahead of schedule based on the concern it…

    Belle September 13, 2026
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Featured Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Pop-Up Bar

Belle December 11, 2021 influencer

Perth’s pop-up fever outbreak has reached epidemic proportions with party goers suffering symptoms ranging from life-threatening FOMO, pangs of exclusivity and chronic and uncontrollable hashtagitis.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man Made Islands Proposed to Tackle Perth’s Lack of Western Urban Sprawl

Belle December 7, 2021 WA Culture

Perth has a serious problem when it comes to sprawl equality – why should the North have all the fun? So to tackle the issue,…

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Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings

Belle December 6, 2021

Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Belle December 4, 2021 GymWA Culture

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…

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Featured WA Culture & Notable Events

The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert

Belle December 3, 2021 WA Culture

Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel.  Much like snakes,…

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Internet Culture

Mrs Facebook Bogan

Belle December 2, 2021 Bogan

On the diseased seas of social media, FB floats like a mighty cruise liner full of boomers, cretins and middle-aged women personifying the essence of…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Colesworth bans customers using smart glasses, saying that intrusively filming people going about their shopping is not on
  • Brick shortage forces WA double-brick lover to build house actually suited to climate
  • ScoMo begins training for next Hyrox event at Engadine Macca’s after seeing what it takes to win
  • Trump Blames WA’s upcoming Long Weekend For Latest Spike In Global Petrol Prices
  • Freo Traffic Bridge Opening 3 Months Ahead of Schedule Slammed for Setting Dangerous Precedent for Major Gov Projects
  • VFL Orders Freo v Cats final To Be Replayed Due to Vic Prejudice By ARC

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