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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth

    The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River

    A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom

    President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Admin Lady Furious No One is Taking Her Bogus Headache Seriously

Belle October 27, 2021

Admin lady, Janice, will be making a very stern complaint to HR after she got the distinct impression no one believed her suspiciously conveniently timed…

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Perth Spring
WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr “Where the Hell is Spring?”

Belle October 26, 2021

Tom isn’t dealing with the unpredictable Spring weather well. Like a packet of hate flavoured instant soup all that’s needed to set him off is…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

The “Fitness Influencer”

Belle October 25, 2021

Jesyka’s life changed forever when she met a walking anabolic steroid at the Lookout a few years ago. She’ll never forget the workout videos he…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Pinky Beach “Pinkies” Rotto

Belle October 22, 2021

If you call it Pinky Beach odds are you came to know about it via a Government tourism campaign. If you call it Pinkies then…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Anti-Headlighter Vows to Not Bend to Big Visibility

Belle October 19, 2021

Ron has done his research and he isn’t convinced by the claims of every other motorist that switching on your headlights in rainy conditions is…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

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