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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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Work & Study

The Office Admin Worker

Belle January 27, 2021

If the squeaky wheel gets the oil then Christine sounds like a jockey at a helium party. She has maintained her administrative authority via a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Hoon

Belle January 26, 2021 Boganmotoring

Dex’s Commodore is currently checked in to the Hotel Confiscat-fornia, but it wasn’t always like this. It was the December of ‘14 when Dex invested in…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Triple J Hottest 100

Belle January 22, 2021 culturehipsterMusic

First things first buddy, Chris’ taste in music is pedigree, and yours is supermarket brand chum. He could’ve been in Tame Impala if he kept…

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A Guide to Aussie Values

Belle January 20, 2021 Australiana

Welcome newly minted citizens and prospective migrants. Here in Oz, we have sun, beaches and a variety of creatures that try desperately to kill you…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Australia Car Flags

Belle January 18, 2021

So, you kind of love Australia but aren’t willing to try very hard to show it? Well, what demonstrates your patriotism quite like a couple…

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Ms Pyramid Scheme

Belle January 17, 2021 BoganMummypyramid sellingSocial Media

Since graduating high school, Kayler’s life was marred with the kind of erratic turbulence one would expect from a Cessna flying over the Bermuda Triangle.…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
  • Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
  • Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
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