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    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Verge Side Collection

Belle June 7, 2020 Hobby

Verge collection time offers you a chance to rid your house of unloved items; however, it also means you’ll be seeing Brian’s piece of shit…

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Internet Culture

Mrs Facebook Complaint

Belle May 28, 2020 outrageSocial Media

Carol charges around the Woolies organic section like she’d seen the red flag of a cuntador. Her child screams with all the freedom of progressive…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Perth Boomer

Belle May 19, 2020 MillennialMoney

After 35 years in the same job, Frank has finally climbed to the staggering heights of middle management. His dinosaur-ic approach to work is only…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Yoga Enthusiast

Belle May 13, 2020 New AgeYoga

Kristy takes 15 centuries of ancient Indian philosophy, crushes it into hashtag shaped lines and takes a big snort off the toilet seat of social…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Boat Owner

Belle May 1, 2020

John had ground down his will to live on the corporate coalface for 20 years and was now in a position to treat himself. He…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory

Belle April 30, 2020

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and Todd thinking every significant world event is linked to a new world order. He hasn’t just…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
  • WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

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