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    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

    A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

    A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

    Belle January 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

    A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Down South

Belle September 7, 2020 DouthEntertainmentTravel

Adam is planning a trip Down South, but like an impotent male escort, he relies on toys to get people to come. His weekend warriors…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Father’s Day

Belle September 5, 2020 DadSlacktivist

Jessica wakes up and vomits violently all over her sheets. Not due to the ill-effects of an intoxicated stupor but rather due to it being…

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Perth Foodie Reviews
WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Foodie

Belle September 4, 2020 FoodInstagramSocial Media

Sara swoons out of her kitchen with deconstructed nachos served on square plates. Her uncouth barbarian of a friend opens his classless hole, “aw chips…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Magpie Cull

Belle September 4, 2020

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us up…

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Reckons

Top 5 signs you are a mummy blogger

Belle September 2, 2020

You Exploit Your Family for Likes Pyramid sellers do it for money, anti-vaxxers do it because they are a few boils short of the black…

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Mr Bunnings DIY

Belle September 1, 2020 BuildingDadHobbyShopping

Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…

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