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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Kmart to cut the macabre charade and officially change name to Anko

    Kmart has broken down in tears this week after admitting the name it’d worked so hard to build good will around was now just a…

    Belle June 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Perth driver shocks regional WA by deploying courtesy finger raise to passing motorists

    Regional road users between Geraldton & Carnarvon have been left in a state of shock after a man driving a car with Perth licence plates…

    Belle June 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    US demands WA reopen Liquids in Rockingham ahead of sailors arriving At HMAS Stirling

    The United States has made an extraordinary demand of Western Australia ahead of nuclear submarine rotations at HMAS Stirling this year. As part of the…

    Belle June 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark

    In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business Uncategorized

    Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned

    Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Farmers Market

Belle July 11, 2021

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse getting…

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BREAKING NEWS

Bunnings listens to customers: creates first swim-up sausage sizzle bar

Belle July 10, 2021

Bunnings realised the only way to make their beloved sausage sizzles more Australian was to set up a Bali style swim-up bar to unite weekend…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?

Belle July 9, 2021

It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies

Belle July 9, 2021

Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation

Belle July 6, 2021

“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Tour de France Enthusiast

Belle July 6, 2021

Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…

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  • Kmart to cut the macabre charade and officially change name to Anko
  • Perth driver shocks regional WA by deploying courtesy finger raise to passing motorists
  • US demands WA reopen Liquids in Rockingham ahead of sailors arriving At HMAS Stirling
  • North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
  • Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

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