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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth motorist looking forward to copping every single red light on Leach Highway commute

    A young man can’t wait to finish work today as he knows damn well the treat that Perth infrastructure has in store for him as…

    Belle April 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Chevron Concerned Paying Gas Tax Could Negatively Impact Profit

    Chevron has hit back at calls for tax reform to ensure it pays a fair share of on the Aussie natural gas it exports. Listening…

    Belle April 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA forced to pay residents to ride the 950 as free Sundays not cutting it

    WA has extended its free public transport Sundays initiative but has conceded the $0 price tag wasn’t enough to lure people onto the 950. The…

    Belle April 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Buddy Franklin Rejoins AFL For Easier Run Than Facing Gingin Boys Again

    Buddy Franklin has made the decision to rejoin the AFL as the thought of having to play against Gingin again vexes the legend. Strapping up…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Perth Cactus to run in 2029 WA State Election after securing youth vote

    Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…

    Belle April 19, 2026
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Eliza

Belle May 1, 2021

Eliza is a 2.2m statue that was commissioned by the City of Perth to commemorate the Crawley Baths – back when bobbing around like bull…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”

Belle May 1, 2021

Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…

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Work & Study

Mr “Imma Lawyer!”

Belle April 30, 2021 professionalwanker

These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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