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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announced

    Authorities are suspicious of a little shop that mysteriously popped up in Hakea prison ahead of the 2026 smoking ban.  Prison officers have said the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 

    Despite its best efforts, the AFL still has a legion of fans who insist on watching the great game and it irks the living bejeezus…

    Belle October 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door

    A local chode from your high school has had a profound epiphany today after he managed to open a door earlier this year.  After the…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Hamilton Hill

Belle November 13, 2019 Bogan

Robbo starts his morning with the breakfast of champions: a cup of International Roast and a dart. Like an urban man-rooster, he serenades his streets…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Joondalup

Belle November 12, 2019 Bogan

Troy wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, “farrrrrrrk” he yells at no one in particular. His shaved head is throbbing and his lip…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Mount Lawley

Belle November 11, 2019 arthipster

Turns out, working 2 days a week at a Cafe and flogging amateur artwork on Instagram isn’t lucrative, so to afford the Mount Lawley lifestyle,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Port Hedland

Belle November 8, 2019

Spud just appeared in Port Hedland in 2006 in a dusty old HiLux that looks like it was involved in a ram raid on a…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: The Green Mitsi Pinga

Belle October 15, 2019

Back in the golden age of pingas a few eyed off the crown. One contender to the throne was the green mitsi – a super…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Adventure World Adults Only Pool Party

Belle October 10, 2019

Brendo has a dream. A dream that finger blasting single mothers can coincide with the freedom to piss anywhere he likes. A dream that he…

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  • AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 
  • Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door
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