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    Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport

    “No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

    A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

    A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

    A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

    Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Holden Racing Jacket

Belle February 15, 2021 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr “I Bought a House!”

Belle February 13, 2021 CringeFinancehome ownershipMoney

Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Social Golfer

Belle February 13, 2021 sports

If only Adam had spent half as much on golf lessons as his golfing garbs he wouldn’t spend as much time in the bushes as…

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Reckons

5 key election platforms Pete Evans will probably run on

Belle February 12, 2021

So, old mate Evans has announced he will run for the senate with Rod Culleton’s The Great Australian Party. Let’s have a sneak peek at…

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Work & Study

Little Ms. Corporate

Belle February 10, 2021

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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Reckons

So, you’re going to become a cryptocurrency millionaire?

Belle February 10, 2021 crypto

If you haven’t been paying attention, crypto is no longer for drug dealers and men who have had their hard drives confiscated. It’s a brave…

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