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    Neighbour leading the “bin day” charge creates chain reaction of false hope and betrayal

    A suburban street in Perth needed a hero after the gooch period created an atmosphere of uncertainty over which day their bins would be collected.…

    Belle December 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Nation’s dads form orderly queue outside MCG to explain how to mow grass properly

    Hundreds of thousands of dads from all over the Nation have descended upon the MCG to form an orderly queue in anticipation of giving their…

    Belle December 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia launches urgent GoFundMe after another 2 day test leaves them in financial ruin

    Times are tough over at Cricket Australia as another 2 day test match has cost the organisation an estimated $10,000,000 clams. The second financial blow…

    Belle December 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Perth man finally arrives for his Boxing Day flight after getting through DFO traffic 

    A Perth man has exceeded expectations by only arriving at the airport 24 hours late for his Boxing Day flight.  It was certainly touch and…

    Belle December 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England credit rigorous midweek training sessions at Revolver for improved Boxing Day form

    It appears a completely new and improved English cricket outfit has emerged for the Boxing Day test.  Rather than suck up the stadium like a…

    Belle December 26, 2025
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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Landcruiser 200 Series

Belle August 25, 2020

The Landcruiser 200 series is the viagra of 4WDs – heavily utilised by men beyond their prime. They don’t see “king of the road” as…

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Mr Cottesloe

Belle August 25, 2020 Golden Triangle

Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…

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Mr LinkedIn

Belle August 22, 2020 CEOprofessional

Vince is a CEO, but according to LinkedIn he is a “Leader, Opportunity Creator, Human”. He spends up to 20 hours a week on this…

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The Talkback Radio Boomer

Belle August 21, 2020

Like any good gastroenteritis breakout, Tony is a master of giving everyone the shits. To achieve this public disservice, he embraces the medium of talkback…

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The Perth Recruiter

Belle August 19, 2020 employmentoffice

Craig is the Amazonian dick fish of the corporate world and is always hunting for the pissy trail of desperation to latch onto and suck…

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Ms Claremont Quarter

Belle August 13, 2020 MILFShopping

Today, Jodi has opted for the classic “cool weather cougar” look: head to toe in Lululemon, a Moncler puffer vest and a handbag that’s worth…

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