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    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fyre Festival vows to run a better organised Perth Water Lantern Festival in 2026

    The organisers of the ill-fated Fyre Festival have watched on with great interest as the events of the Perth Water Lantern Festival unravel.  An event…

    Belle November 11, 2025
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Getting Married!”

Belle March 7, 2020

Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Playboy Seat Covers

Belle March 5, 2020 Bogan

How do you show the world that you fell off the sick bish tree and hit every branch on the way down? Pink Playboy seat…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Highway to Hell

Belle March 3, 2020

On the 1st of March, a large section of Canning Highway was closed off for a rolling AC/DC Highway to Hell Tribute. The song itself…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Gym Selfie

Belle March 2, 2020 Cringeexercisewanker

Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Imported Car Enthusiast

Belle February 26, 2020 CringemotoringWorld

Ask any dropkick. Any real dropkick. It don’t matter if you fail to avoid crashing by an inch or a mile, crashings, crashing. Krys always…

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Smoko Chat: Why Your Apprentice is a Little Bitch

Belle February 23, 2020 tradie

Blokes are always asking me, “Keifo, why is my apprenno a little bitch?” Bloody good question. Having dealt with more apprentices than a second-hand ute…

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  • Fyre Festival vows to run a better organised Perth Water Lantern Festival in 2026
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