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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River

    A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom

    President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Zealand Required to Complete Australian Census to Save Time

    In a historical first, Australia will require its younger cousin New Zealand to compel its citizens to complete the 2026 Aussie Census. According to Australia,…

    Belle August 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL Clears Geelong Over Concussion Waiver After Accepting Geelong’s Defence That They Are Geelong

    In classic AFL VFL fashion, Geelong’s latest concussion waiver controversy has not resulted in any sanctions after the AFL accepted Geelong’s defence that they are…

    Belle August 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Some Pretty Sorry Looking Faces at Kalgoorlie Airport Returning from Diggers This Morning

    The annual corporate miner forum and pig pen has wound up, and the delegates now face the gruelling task of returning home from a few…

    Belle August 6, 2026
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IN FOCUS: Pinky Beach “Pinkies” Rotto

Belle October 22, 2021

If you call it Pinky Beach odds are you came to know about it via a Government tourism campaign. If you call it Pinkies then…

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Anti-Headlighter Vows to Not Bend to Big Visibility

Belle October 19, 2021

Ron has done his research and he isn’t convinced by the claims of every other motorist that switching on your headlights in rainy conditions is…

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Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

View More Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Thriving on Jacob’s Ladder

Belle October 16, 2021

Each morning at the crack of dawn, the who’s who of people who post fitness mirror selfies on Tinder congregate at Jacob’s Ladder to awaken…

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Boat Ramps Prepare for Big Day of “Incompetence or Insurance Job” Game

Belle October 16, 2021

There’s nothing like excellent Summer weather on the weekend to stoke the nautical wiles of WA’s weekend warrior boating community. You know what they say,…

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Inquiry Held as to Why Sacha Baron Cohen Hasn’t Posted Obligatory Quokka Selfie Yet

Belle October 15, 2021

Western Australians are understandably shocked that a celebrity has entered the state and hasn’t fulfilled their obligation of “selling us to the world” via Rotto…

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