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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert

    Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…

    Belle July 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test

    Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…

    Belle July 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

    An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

    Belle July 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data

    Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…

    Belle July 23, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Fuel Companies thank Australians for sticking by them during tough period of lower petrol prices

    Major fuel companies have personally thanked the Aussie public for their loyalty during a “tough period” of cheaper petrol prices recently. A spokesperson for Big…

    Belle July 22, 2026
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Unique & Other WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms “Strawberry Needle Copycat”

Belle September 19, 2018 CrimeMajor Event

Shareese wakes up to the 6th case of a needle being found in a WA Strawberry; like a CFMEU representative, she knows it’s her time…

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Unique & Other

Ms “The Bachelor”

Belle August 16, 2018 Entertainment

Kimmy watches The Bachelor to escape the reality of her own love life; if you could call the putrid garbage heap of mirror-masturbators and knuckle…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Coles’ Miniature Toys

Belle August 5, 2018 Major EventMummyShopping

Kath is the sort of full-time mummy that will decry Coles for profiteering with 15c plastic bags, but happily spend $30 each trip to try…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Travellers

The Grey Nomads

Belle July 14, 2018 Boomermotoring

Harold’s oversized, dawdling caravan is a perfect metaphor for his need to keep society from progressing. Whether it be the road to your first investment…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Plastic Bag Ban

Belle June 27, 2018 BoomerMajor EventMummy

Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr World Cup

Belle June 15, 2018 Major Eventsports

Like Cardinal Pell receiving a summons to a Royal Commission Chris suddenly has a fever, to be specific soccer fever, which conveniently manifests itself quadrennially…

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  • Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data
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