Qantas has made the bold decision to enforce a Hi-Vis dress code for all guests wishing to use the Qantas Lounge in Terminal 4, stating,…
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Tag: FIFO
Bali Calls In Urgent Reinforcements After Learning BHP Owes $430 Million In Backpay To Workers
It’s battle stations in Bali as the news of BHP owing over 30,000 workers a total of $430 Million buckeroos created an atmosphere of pure…
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Treasurer Politely Asks Twiggy To Stop Messaging Him Saying “You’re Welcome” For Budget Surplus
Jimbo and Albo have apparently had a gutful of WA mining magnate Twiggy taking credit for the $4.2B budget surplus. They have gone so far…
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Canberra Admits They Only Visited WA To Make Sure We Weren’t Shitting The Bed On All That Mining Money
Federal heavyweights have breathed a sigh of relief on their way out of WA conceding that they only popped over to make sure the behemoth…
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Mr WA Engineer Grad
There are plenty of swinging dicks in the WA mining sector, but none swing as far past the knees as the University of Western Australia…
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Mr Rockingham
Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey Aquaman…
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