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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Albany Launches “Pothole Tourism” Campaign to Entice Visitors

Belle October 10, 2021

Tourism WA has made the bold decision to lean into Albany’s reputation for having roads with more holes than an English hooligan’s smile. Offering fun…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Crown Casino

Belle October 9, 2021 Bogan

Chrissy is pacing around her Rockingham duplex while trying to figure out what to wear today. It’s her birthday and she has assembled her dream…

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Gina Rinehart Warns Students of the Effect Climate Change “Propaganda” Could Have on Her Bottom Line

Belle October 7, 2021

Gina Rinehart has made an impassioned plea to the students of St Hilda’s to pause and reflect on the impact that acting on climate change…

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From the Zoo

The Complete Swoopy Boi Survival Guide

Belle October 6, 2021

Each year, between August and October, male magpies will defend their babies via the ancient art of swooping. This impressive display of paternal dedication puts…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Helicopter Parent “Livid” School Treats Her Child Like all the Others

Belle October 6, 2021

A storm is brewing at an affluent private school after a teacher had the audacity to tell Simone’s precious child that she wasn’t permitted to…

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New WA Campaign Aims to Stop “Accidents” in the Backseats of Commodores

Belle October 5, 2021

In what we believe is a world first, the WA Government has turned its sights on passionate “mishaps” in the backseat of the outer suburb’s…

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  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
  • Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
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