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    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Busselton Jetty Train To Be Replaced By Tram To Accomodate Melbourne Arrivals

Belle April 7, 2022

Tourism WA has wasted no time making Busso “Melbourne friendly” after direct flights between the two cities commenced yesterday.  To help reduce some of the…

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Perth Motorist Fears Stockholm Syndrome After Being “Stoked” At $1.60 Fuel

Belle April 6, 2022

Perth motorist Jeremy remembers when he’d chuck a wobbly and refuse to drive down to the shops when petrol was $1.60. However yesterday, he almost…

View More Perth Motorist Fears Stockholm Syndrome After Being “Stoked” At $1.60 Fuel
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BCF Sponsors Perth Men To Refrain From Wearing Their Merchandise 

Belle April 6, 2022

The top brass at BCF had a “brutal epiphany” the other day when they realised that their shirts & hats are worn primarily by punters…

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IN FOCUS: The Residents of the City of Stirling v eScooters

Belle April 5, 2022

The City of Stirling introduced a 12 month trial of rentable eScooters and it’s fair to say many of the affluent residents of the North…

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Man Who Gets ASX Tips From Facebook Profiles With Lamborghini Cover Photos Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong

Belle April 4, 2022

West Leedy man, Ben, had to deal with the harsh realisation today that he pissed away almost all of his early accessed superannuation on stocks…

View More Man Who Gets ASX Tips From Facebook Profiles With Lamborghini Cover Photos Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong
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John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

Belle April 2, 2022

The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…

View More John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

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