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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 

    UWA students will be offered a free bridging course to help adapt to the possibilities of having to share facilities with students not born into…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster

    Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…

    Belle November 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse

    The Bureau of Meteorology has come under fire again after it was revealed it accidentally submitted an expense for froffs at Adelaide’s famous Crazy Horse. …

    Belle November 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 

    Western Australian Police have stated they will be continuing their search off the coast of Lancelin after a fisherman reported spotting a great white shark…

    Belle November 26, 2025
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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Corporate Team Building Days

Belle June 23, 2021

Gastro hates them! Because HR Managers have found a way to ruin a day off for employees without turning their arses into violently erupting shitcanos…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Zig Zag Scenic Drive

Belle June 22, 2021

When one thinks of the Perth hills, one thinks of stunning vistas, endless bushland, homemade billies, vehicular recklessness and teen pregnancy. No location quite ticks…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 
  • Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster
  • BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse
  • Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 
  • Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 

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