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    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

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    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Labourer Prosecuted 3 Times by WorkSafe Reckons There’s Too Many “Cowboys” in the Perth Construction Industry

Belle August 5, 2021

If you’ve read any of Ryno’s Facebook rants, it’s clear he reckons Perth’s construction industry is overrun by cowboys and “that lot” who must’ve got…

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6 Morning Habits of Highly Unsuccessful people

Belle August 5, 2021

Ditch the alarm – a panicked feeling that races from your subconscious like an out of control train that you’re going to miss is the true…

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BREAKING: Perth Hits Lowest Point – Getting Excited About a 22 Degree Day

Belle August 4, 2021

After a winter wetter than a substitute teacher’s armpits, Perth residents are finding themselves getting a bit too excited about Friday’s 22 degree scorcher. What…

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Amateur Kalgoorlie Prospector Has Advice for Big Gold Miners: “Just Raid Other People’s Camps”

Belle August 3, 2021

You don’t become the 35th least successful gold prospector in Kalgoorlie without making a few enemies along the way. A lesson Trav knows all too…

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The Perth Small Bar Snob

Belle August 1, 2021

Ever since Taylor ordered a cocktail in a mason jar at some touristy Melbourne laneway bar in 2015, he knew he was better at going…

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Hurn Unsure What Felt Longer: 300 Game Career or Today’s Match

Belle July 31, 2021

To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…

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  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

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