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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Work & Study

Little Ms. Corporate

Belle February 10, 2021

Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…

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Reckons

So, you’re going to become a cryptocurrency millionaire?

Belle February 10, 2021 crypto

If you haven’t been paying attention, crypto is no longer for drug dealers and men who have had their hard drives confiscated. It’s a brave…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Perth Hoon

Belle February 9, 2021 motoring

Den’eese wasn’t like the other girls growing up. Forget the Spice Girls, she admired her clan of missing-link brothers. The sort of men who couldn’t…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Super Bowl

Belle February 8, 2021

This year, Sam is a swashbucklin’ Buccaneer’s fan. He’ll tell you it’s because he has always been but in reality, he is just further up…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Totally Wild

Belle February 4, 2021

In a further blow to real journalism, Channel 10 has decided to axe the long-running Totally Wild which debuted in 1992 and touched more kid’s…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms South Freo

Belle February 3, 2021

In a past life, Flick did admin a few days a week, but after a third-eye-opening experience at a bush doof, she was concerned that…

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  • Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 
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