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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

    The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

    Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party

    Perth residents have reacted decisively to the clickbait fear mongering of the usual suspects. While the chances of Ex-Tropical Cyclone Narelle hitting Perth in any…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade

Belle November 19, 2021 office

Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Company Golf Day

Belle November 16, 2021 officesports

When you combine a marketing budget with a vague corporate notion of “networking” you get the corporate golf day. Everyone’s favourite tax-deductible piss-up on the…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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Work & Study

Ms Uni Exams

Belle November 15, 2021 uni

There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Redcliffe Man Pushes Boundaries of BYO By Wheeling in Jumbo Esky Full of Beers

Belle November 14, 2021 Bogansuburbs

Redcliffe man, Jacko wasn’t keen on going to dinner with the misso’s in-laws on his self described “drinkin day”.  Telling “the ol ball & chain”…

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Unique & Other

Mr Pilbara Earthquake

Belle November 14, 2021 FIFOkiwimining

Dan was safely asleep in his Belmont dwelling when his FIFO-y senses tingled him out of slumber. He could feel a disturbance in shit-talk-force and…

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  • Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle
  • Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party
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