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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz

    The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…

    Belle March 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them

    Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…

    Belle March 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure

    Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA

    The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

    The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Daddy’s Boat

Belle November 6, 2021

Boat season is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Beer Snob Cancelled After Photos of Him Drinking a Corona in 2015 Surface

Belle November 3, 2021

The Perth beer snob community is reeling after one of the scene’s most insufferable craft beer purists was revealed to have enjoyed a Corona with…

View More Beer Snob Cancelled After Photos of Him Drinking a Corona in 2015 Surface
Party & Entertainment

Ms Melbourne Cup

Belle November 2, 2021 BoganEntertainment

For Rybekkah, cup day is a chance to dress like a penicillin princess in the hope her Prince Charmo will present her with a glass…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Office Celebrates Man’s Birthday by Making Him Bring His Own Cake and Share It With Coworkers He Hates

Belle November 1, 2021

Jimmy could really feel the love after being reminded that it’s office tradition for employees to bring in their own cake should they wish to…

View More Office Celebrates Man’s Birthday by Making Him Bring His Own Cake and Share It With Coworkers He Hates
Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Perth Races

Belle November 1, 2021

Jaydon arrives at Ascot with a motley crew of dentist-skipping roughnecks that rock the latest in Magistrates Court-chic. Jaydon’s get up consists of a cheap…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

Belle October 31, 2021 crypto

Josh had promised himself a sensible Sunday sesh at the pub this week. However, somewhere between his 10th and 14th drink, he started to suspect…

View More Perth Man at Point of No Return As He Enters “Unsolicited Crypto Advice” Stage of Sunday Sesh

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  • St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
  • Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter
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