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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Gym Bro Microdosing Long Lost Tub of Original Jack3d

Belle December 21, 2021 Gym

“It’s what Joe Rogan would want me to do”, Anthony says as he carefully measures out 0.25g of Jack3d into his obnoxiously oversized protein shaker…

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IN FOCUS: A Day in the Life of a Jet Pilot Boardies Man

Belle December 20, 2021 A Day In The Life OfBogan

Life is looking bleak. You lost your job after bottling an apprentice at a work do, your misso left you for a guy who could…

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Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Adulting!”

Belle December 18, 2021

At the ripe age of 31, Tayla’s parents made the brave decision to flush out their beloved little parasitic-worm that was eating half their food…

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Internet Culture

Mr Facebook Bogan

Belle December 17, 2021 Bogan

Deano’s Facebook profile is the digital equivalent of a rusted car graveyard out the front of a repurposed suburban ice-lab. His profile picture is a…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: WA Salvage

Belle December 16, 2021 WA Culture

WA Salvage was essentially a cross between a Bunnings, a Red Dot and the Royal Show. Not because there were rides but because there was…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Ageing Mount Lawley Resident Still Holding Onto Beaufort Street’s Former Glory

Belle December 14, 2021 suburbsWA Culture

Bryan left his quiet suburban life in 2011 after getting drawn to the Beaufort Street flame like a hipster moth. Some say, he never really moved…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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