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    What Your Choice Of Dog Breed Says About You

    Staffy – you know your way around an Aussie Aussie Aussie chant, you drive a Hilux and are currently banned from 7 out of 8 of…

    Belle January 17, 2026
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    BREAKING: Perth Wildcats Sign Allen Iverson 

    The Perth Wildcats have signed NBA superstar Allen Iverson to be the team’s next point guard in an effort to fill the Cotton shaped hole…

    Belle January 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local ratepayer confused why renter feels qualified to participate in community group

    A self declared “ratepayer” of the City of Melville is at a loss to understand why an obvious renter weighed in on an important community…

    Belle January 16, 2026
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    What your favourite Perth Entertainment Precinct Says About You

    Perth CBD You’re an after works drink specialist. Your interests in life include wearing your lanyard outside office ours, handing our business cards and ensuring…

    Belle January 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Family who moved to Down South a few months ago laying the localism on a bit thick

    Actual locals have been left disgusted by the carry-on of some new arrivals from Perth. The family decided they needed a sea change and moved…

    Belle January 16, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

New Mad Max to be Filmed in WA After “Convincing” Caravan Border Incident

Belle August 25, 2021

A woman towing a caravan yesterday decided that rather than calmly go through the checkpoint she would royally fark her shit up by trying to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation

Belle August 24, 2021

Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…

View More Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hillarys Property Sales Now Conditional on Local NIMBY Approval

Belle August 22, 2021

Hillarys NIMBYs have had an absolute gutful of new homeowners having the audacity to move into their suburb and simply “do as they please” with…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The Craft Beer Snob

Belle August 21, 2021 Drugs & AlcoholhipsterHobby

Craig looks like the end result of a lonely lumberjack banging his chainsaw and breeding an even bigger tool. His weird beer beret compliments his…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction

Belle August 21, 2021

Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…

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Cookery

7 Ways To Be An Elite Instagram Food Wanker

Belle August 21, 2021 Food

Demand free food for “exposure” Nevermind that 90% of interaction on your posts are from bots, you know what you got. An (on paper) following…

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