Ms Swan Valley Wine Tour
Every year the Swan Valley is transformed from idyllic Australifana to a nauseating pig pen of pissed up Perthian’s sipping on peen-shaped novelty straw. Mercedes…
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WA Under the Pump to Discover Fire Before it Can Power 2021 Grand Final
Should Perth be given the all-clear to host the AFL Grand Final it will need to discover the ability to produce one of modern civilisations…
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IN FOCUS: Claremont Quarter
By 2006, Claremont could no longer handle the local arcade’s inability to accurately reflect their sense of self-worth. It, therefore, engaged the Hawaiian group and…
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AFL Confirm 2021 WILL Be the First Grand Final to be Played in a Cave
AFL CEO, Gill confirmed that WA and its society of cave-dwelling, primordial soup-sippers will be the destination for the grand final if Melbourne continues to…
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New Mad Max to be Filmed in WA After “Convincing” Caravan Border Incident
A woman towing a caravan yesterday decided that rather than calmly go through the checkpoint she would royally fark her shit up by trying to…
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Perth Warned – Only 2 Years to Prepare for Ellenbrook Assimilation
Perth residents have been warned to start preparing for the inevitable assimilation of Perth with the micronation Ellenbrook as the Metronet project expects the traino…
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