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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Fears temporary dhufish ban will deplete stocks of fresh Tinder photos 

    The BCF weekend warrior community fears a temporary restriction on any demersal fishing could absolutely ravage stocks of fresh Tinder photos.  Currently, the WA Government…

    Belle October 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Louvre thieves eyeing off Bankwest Tower next for daring raid on Bondy’s gold bathroom

    The daring thieves behind a heist at the Louvre has reportedly set their sights on an even more grandiose payday, right here in little old…

    Belle October 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 

    A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    What your favourite major fast food chain says about you

    Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 

    Criminal jurisdictions around Australia have come up with a novel deterrent to try and correct the course of many of the nation’s repeat offenders.  The…

    Belle October 19, 2025
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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mrs Garden City

Belle April 22, 2021 MummyShopping

After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…

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  • What your favourite major fast food chain says about you
  • Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 
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