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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater

    There won’t be any sleep in Mandurah tonight as 100mm of rain stirred up the City’s notorious party-riddled wastewater this morning. As the wastewater flooded…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis

    Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

    Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Swan River Booze Cruise

Belle November 28, 2021 Party

Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and has…

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Bell Tower Times Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms Cottesloe Beach

Belle November 27, 2021 beachGolden TriangleInstagram

It’s hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to stock…

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Party & Entertainment Featured

Mr Dunsborough Toolie

Belle November 21, 2021 BoganDouth

Damo graduated in 2004 and had the time of his life on his Leavers break down in Dunsborough so to remind himself of when he…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade

Belle November 19, 2021 office

Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: The Company Golf Day

Belle November 16, 2021 officesports

When you combine a marketing budget with a vague corporate notion of “networking” you get the corporate golf day. Everyone’s favourite tax-deductible piss-up on the…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater
  • Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis
  • First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines
  • WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs
  • Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US
  • WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

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