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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump Blasts Bull Creek Aviation Museum for Not Assisting US in Iran

    Donald Trump has sensationally come up swinging against US allies he claims wronged him by not assisting in his war against Iran. The usual suspects…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Karrinyup to place a Perth Cactus at exit of carpark so lost motorists know where to gather

    Karrinyup Shopping Centre has thought of a novel way to help guide the souls of the damned out of the underground car park. Taking some…

    Belle April 7, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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Featured Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Pop-Up Bar

Belle December 11, 2021 influencer

Perth’s pop-up fever outbreak has reached epidemic proportions with party goers suffering symptoms ranging from life-threatening FOMO, pangs of exclusivity and chronic and uncontrollable hashtagitis.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man Made Islands Proposed to Tackle Perth’s Lack of Western Urban Sprawl

Belle December 7, 2021 WA Culture

Perth has a serious problem when it comes to sprawl equality – why should the North have all the fun? So to tackle the issue,…

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Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings

Belle December 6, 2021

Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Belle December 4, 2021 GymWA Culture

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…

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Featured WA Culture & Notable Events

The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert

Belle December 3, 2021 WA Culture

Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel.  Much like snakes,…

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Internet Culture

Mrs Facebook Bogan

Belle December 2, 2021 Bogan

On the diseased seas of social media, FB floats like a mighty cruise liner full of boomers, cretins and middle-aged women personifying the essence of…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Trump Blasts Bull Creek Aviation Museum for Not Assisting US in Iran
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  • REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend
  • Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday
  • Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

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