The top 10 stories that defined Western Australia this year

It’s been a crazy year to say the least. Most of the articles in this list relate to a major event so let’s get started with no.10.

10. Snoop Spotted At A Belmont Open House Buying a Dirty 30

Who could forget when the Doggfather came in hot to Perth. Listening to Down Under while cruising down Great Eastern Highway. Turns out he had a little stop over:

9. Family Getting Away From Perth Slam Small Town For Not Having Every Luxury of Perth

A timeless WA story. There is a class of people who will constantly complain about regional WA rather than embrace its ruggedness.

8. Nicolas Cage Assures Hollywood That It’s A Dry Heat After Landing In WA On A Spicy One

It was a big year for celebrity appearances in WA but none bigger than the king himself. Nic Cage even got to experience that trademark dry heat we always go on about:

7. Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ for a New Arrival

Ah, the day Pell died. What a day, I hear the dark lord put on some extra thick stakes for his highly anticipated arrival:

6. Hollywood A-Lister Chris Hemsworth Spotted Checking Out Properties In Gosnells

Take your mind back to January, when it was announced that Gosnells would be the site of a Hollywood film. Needless to say, it soon became the hottest ticket in town:

5. Baysie falls

It’s been a minute since we lost you girl but you’ll be forever in our hearts. Metronet has a lot to answer for:

4. Blokes Ostracised from Perth 4WD Community For Storing MaxTrax in his Garage Until he Actually Needs Them

No surprise this story resonated with the community. Everyone knows one of these floggers. Enjoy the sun damaged plastic when you actually have to use them!

3. Rod Stewart Goes Full Boomer

The King of the boomers is gonna boom, baby, and boom he did! Check out his antics on the road when he visited for a concert:

2. P!nk lets down her Perth fans

Truth be told, this claimed the top spot in total views mostly due to outraged P!nk fans wanting to sue me for giving them a slight cardiac arrest. It earns it spot just due to the meltdown.

1. We found the radioactive capsule!

My oh my, wasn’t this one of WA’s best clusterfucks of all time! We made international headlines and this article made it overseas too. Being viewed over a million times. Wow.

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